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Mel Torment
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Among the most loathed pieces of public art in all of Scotland. #COYI
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Nothing sucks worse at the end of a great weekend of football than having to hear Chris Collinsworth throughout the Sunday night game.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Make a band singular: Seagull
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Someone check on Harbaugh and Reid they looked like they were going through some kind of crisis during that insane national anthem.
September 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Cleveland Browns sports talk radio about to generate the power equivalent of 1000 suns next week.
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I agree, go Cavs
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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good call
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
November 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Love these seasonal cereals
November 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Since 2020 I’ve increasingly felt like we’re in a digital dark ages, where illiteracy is skyrocketing, people believe in magic, disease is rampant, oligarchs rule, and it’s all facilitated by ultra modern technology that has evolved to reinforce it
November 7, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Not an early adopter... yet.
September 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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When Trump is found guilty of crimes one of the punishments should be to make him play golf on live TV
get a load of this effin’ guy
March 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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“Impossible” to operate pawn shop without stolen goods, criminal says
January 8, 2024 at 3:55 PM