This is a text Anton Chigurh would send
Hot dang is this ominous
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is a text Anton Chigurh would send
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Terrifying
August 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Terrifying
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With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
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I said, "Computer, text my wife and tell her I'll be there soon."
It said, "I can't. I'm programmed not to cause pain to any human beings."
It said, "I can't. I'm programmed not to cause pain to any human beings."
August 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I said, "Computer, text my wife and tell her I'll be there soon."
It said, "I can't. I'm programmed not to cause pain to any human beings."
It said, "I can't. I'm programmed not to cause pain to any human beings."
Every time there's a Sydney Sweeney news cycle it deepens my conviction that everyone who's ever talked about her should be in jail
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Every time there's a Sydney Sweeney news cycle it deepens my conviction that everyone who's ever talked about her should be in jail
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WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
This is funny, but it's even funnier that the actual charge is making a terroristic threat against Joe Rogan on Instagram.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent raw cow testicle as a meal?
BREAKING: Liver King arrested
June 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is funny, but it's even funnier that the actual charge is making a terroristic threat against Joe Rogan on Instagram.
That night Steph Curry's wife said the NBA was rigged during the Finals. All time Twitter moment.
June 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That night Steph Curry's wife said the NBA was rigged during the Finals. All time Twitter moment.
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older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
Dallas gm must feel so smug right now
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Dallas gm must feel so smug right now
So do we know who killed JFK yet?
March 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So do we know who killed JFK yet?
So can you deactivate and/or lock here yet?
March 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So can you deactivate and/or lock here yet?
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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
A little understated for me, at least for early in the day, but very nice
February 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A little understated for me, at least for early in the day, but very nice
Haven't listened to David Lee Roth since he was on MTV and the radio back in the day. The EP and first album are pretty good.
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Haven't listened to David Lee Roth since he was on MTV and the radio back in the day. The EP and first album are pretty good.
Love to invest in my totally real and legitimate "coin" that's the future of currency and get rug pulled by the miserable shrew man who looks like Liberace mated with a California Raisin
February 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Love to invest in my totally real and legitimate "coin" that's the future of currency and get rug pulled by the miserable shrew man who looks like Liberace mated with a California Raisin
Kakistocracy the likes of which you could have never imagined until you saw it
February 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kakistocracy the likes of which you could have never imagined until you saw it
Imagining Kenneth from 30 Rock rapping with genuine concern, "Say Drake, I hear you like 'em young. You better never go to cell block one!"
February 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Imagining Kenneth from 30 Rock rapping with genuine concern, "Say Drake, I hear you like 'em young. You better never go to cell block one!"