sauerkrause
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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I haven't decided what to put on the cats' jack-o'-lantern this year. Here are some past years. First: THE NAIL CLIPPERS!
October 2, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I haven't decided what to put on the cats' jack-o'-lantern this year. Here are some past years. First: THE NAIL CLIPPERS!
Perhaps today I shall eat tacos
October 27, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Perhaps today I shall eat tacos
I could go for a taco right now
October 6, 2023 at 6:46 PM
I could go for a taco right now