Satan’s Trash Fox
@satanstrashfox.bsky.social
I would be Rat King Barbie 🐀🛼🐀🌸🐀🛍️
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I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got your waste, fraud, and abuse right here
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always yacht rock never yacht death metal or yacht showgaze
March 31, 2024 at 4:01 AM
always yacht rock never yacht death metal or yacht showgaze
I’m up late in the bathtub doing my favorite late night thing - LinkedIn stalking my least favorite ex coworkers to see what shit they’re lying about on their job responsibilities section
February 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I’m up late in the bathtub doing my favorite late night thing - LinkedIn stalking my least favorite ex coworkers to see what shit they’re lying about on their job responsibilities section
I’m going to start calling my lazycore style of dressing “lesbiancore” even though I’m bi because I know people would believe it.
December 16, 2023 at 2:31 AM
I’m going to start calling my lazycore style of dressing “lesbiancore” even though I’m bi because I know people would believe it.
You know there’s family trauma when the grandkids are jealous of a cousins gf breaking her tailbone and therefore they don’t have to fly home for the last grandparent’s funeral.
December 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
You know there’s family trauma when the grandkids are jealous of a cousins gf breaking her tailbone and therefore they don’t have to fly home for the last grandparent’s funeral.
I told our program director that today I wanted to quit my project. I said, “don’t worry.. this only happens one day a month.” He laughed but also sounded scared. 🤣🤣 Then I got a lot of compliments. Everyone in charge has quit in less than a year but I’ve been with it for 15 months. 🥲😰😰
November 1, 2023 at 4:45 AM
I told our program director that today I wanted to quit my project. I said, “don’t worry.. this only happens one day a month.” He laughed but also sounded scared. 🤣🤣 Then I got a lot of compliments. Everyone in charge has quit in less than a year but I’ve been with it for 15 months. 🥲😰😰
How do I wrap up early in Detroit tomorrow so I can see Terrifier 3 before flying home? I’m going for a day trip for work since I didn’t have my mom to watch my dog and now I wish I WAS staying overnight since it’s only in theaters for one day 😭😭😭
November 1, 2023 at 4:42 AM
How do I wrap up early in Detroit tomorrow so I can see Terrifier 3 before flying home? I’m going for a day trip for work since I didn’t have my mom to watch my dog and now I wish I WAS staying overnight since it’s only in theaters for one day 😭😭😭
I’m so glad this new CPARS didn’t mention my team finally… for the first time probably ever 😭😍😭😍 it’s my second year in charge of this team so I feel good we righted that ship.
November 1, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I’m so glad this new CPARS didn’t mention my team finally… for the first time probably ever 😭😍😭😍 it’s my second year in charge of this team so I feel good we righted that ship.
@lpost.bsky.social you joined using my code!!! I’m so happy that code donation program works. Now I’ll keep doing it! 😊😊
October 2, 2023 at 5:20 AM
@lpost.bsky.social you joined using my code!!! I’m so happy that code donation program works. Now I’ll keep doing it! 😊😊
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Thanks for the feedback, y’all. I have combined the invite code donation and request forms into a single form and made a few more edits, based on suggestions I’ve received forms.gle/969n6PmMgcuC...
Hopefully this is more user-friendly 🤗
Currently have a code surplus, so spread the word!
Hopefully this is more user-friendly 🤗
Currently have a code surplus, so spread the word!
BlueSky Invites
Please fill out this form if you have a BlueSky invite and would like to share it with a member of the scientific, medical, or academic communities or other research scholars. You may fill this form o...
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September 21, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Thanks for the feedback, y’all. I have combined the invite code donation and request forms into a single form and made a few more edits, based on suggestions I’ve received forms.gle/969n6PmMgcuC...
Hopefully this is more user-friendly 🤗
Currently have a code surplus, so spread the word!
Hopefully this is more user-friendly 🤗
Currently have a code surplus, so spread the word!
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Dane Cook has stolen jokes older than his wife
September 26, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Dane Cook has stolen jokes older than his wife
There are way too many types of skittle varieties out there. It’s a lot of choices.
September 20, 2023 at 5:51 AM
There are way too many types of skittle varieties out there. It’s a lot of choices.
I’m such a piece of shit when I cook steak for my dog and then have to wait for a few minutes while it cools down before I give it to her. “Who would withhold the steak?!?” she cries.
September 18, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I’m such a piece of shit when I cook steak for my dog and then have to wait for a few minutes while it cools down before I give it to her. “Who would withhold the steak?!?” she cries.
Found my neighbors heroin syringes in my trash bin today. NBD. They survived last Saturday morning’s OD so they could get fucked up again and not recognize their own bins. Legit glad the cops are taking a community support approach with him, but the lady dealer has gotta go.
September 14, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Found my neighbors heroin syringes in my trash bin today. NBD. They survived last Saturday morning’s OD so they could get fucked up again and not recognize their own bins. Legit glad the cops are taking a community support approach with him, but the lady dealer has gotta go.
I did it. I finally bleached my eyebrows.
September 11, 2023 at 4:34 AM
I did it. I finally bleached my eyebrows.
The ideas about clinical research are a little sloppy and require an immense amount of suspension of belief (I’m more biased than most though because I work in clinical research), but the plot is so fun and the main character is so admirable and research as an evil entity has been so true.
September 10, 2023 at 1:45 AM
The ideas about clinical research are a little sloppy and require an immense amount of suspension of belief (I’m more biased than most though because I work in clinical research), but the plot is so fun and the main character is so admirable and research as an evil entity has been so true.
I’m watching Despicable Me 3 and lol this is very silly
September 7, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I’m watching Despicable Me 3 and lol this is very silly
Listening to the ending of Pretty Girls and who hurt you Karin Slaughter??
September 5, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Listening to the ending of Pretty Girls and who hurt you Karin Slaughter??
There are nine (9!) movies in the Children of the Corn series + a remake + a reboot. Wtf! That is entirely too many children of the 🌽.
September 4, 2023 at 10:54 PM
There are nine (9!) movies in the Children of the Corn series + a remake + a reboot. Wtf! That is entirely too many children of the 🌽.
@chrisoxley.bsky.social I’m poppin that cherry 🍒
August 30, 2023 at 4:19 AM
@chrisoxley.bsky.social I’m poppin that cherry 🍒
Still can’t believe I had to start giving these instructions to delivery drivers after last night.
August 26, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Still can’t believe I had to start giving these instructions to delivery drivers after last night.
I cannot take one more person on my study calling the shortened, online consent the “waiver of consent.” JFC we are still collecting consent for the low-risk pre-visit activities. We sound like we don’t know what are are doing every time this happens. 😭😭😭
August 21, 2023 at 11:52 AM
I cannot take one more person on my study calling the shortened, online consent the “waiver of consent.” JFC we are still collecting consent for the low-risk pre-visit activities. We sound like we don’t know what are are doing every time this happens. 😭😭😭
I manage projects, not people (I like managing ppl but it’s not my current job) and I got all these annual reviews assigned to me on Thursday and Friday for people on my team and they’re all due by midnight tonight (SUNDAY). Just wanted to vent I guess.
August 21, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I manage projects, not people (I like managing ppl but it’s not my current job) and I got all these annual reviews assigned to me on Thursday and Friday for people on my team and they’re all due by midnight tonight (SUNDAY). Just wanted to vent I guess.
Took too much adderall and everyone is too busy to text me as much as I’m craving 😭😭. Should be cleaning or writing performance evaluations, but instead just being annoyingly communicative to everyone.
August 20, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Took too much adderall and everyone is too busy to text me as much as I’m craving 😭😭. Should be cleaning or writing performance evaluations, but instead just being annoyingly communicative to everyone.