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Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Apparently my natal promise is being the breadwinner for financially dumb as fuck men forever and ever and it's pissing me off
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Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫡
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Almost nasally regurgitated an obscene amount of chai latte when I read this. Thank you Tumblr user tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit 🫡
Apparently my Eclipse Story™️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
September 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Apparently my Eclipse Story™️ is me feeling extremely motivated to fix my gut health and spending all day making that happen 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge
August 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Moon get the fuck out of Scorpio challenge
I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?
August 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have such a visceral need-to-protect-at-all-costs reaction to my partner injuring himself that it is actually concerning, and I'm just wondering if this is what maternal instinct feels like?
Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so
August 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Moon-Mars conjunction on Mars day and I have cramps?? Say it ain't so
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Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿
August 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Hey Pretty Committee, here’s the scoop for Virgo season 🌿
One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out 👀
August 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One of these days I need to finally open up my witchy store I've been dreaming about for decades, because I just came up with the coolest spell candle concept and I need to try it out 👀
Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name 🙃🙃🙃
"The sobering fact is that Americans in early adulthood have fallen far behind their peers in other rich countries—to the point where more of them are losing their lives."
It's almost like the millennials who say our retirement plan is simply to die aren't joking or being dramatic 🙃
It's almost like the millennials who say our retirement plan is simply to die aren't joking or being dramatic 🙃
The trend may get even worse under Trump.
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Seriously though, it's something that needs to be talked about more because yeah, I'm almost 35 and have zero savings of any kind, let alone an RRSP, and certainly no pension to my name 🙃🙃🙃
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OK THATS IT PLS ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!
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August 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
OK THATS IT PLS ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!
www.kiraryberg.com/guidebooks/p/the-houses-guidebook
www.kiraryberg.com/guidebooks/p/the-houses-guidebook
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THE HOUSES GUIDEBOOK IS HERE!!!
If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.
If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.
August 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
THE HOUSES GUIDEBOOK IS HERE!!!
If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.
If you have been looking for a resource that will guide you through the meanings, stories and significations of the houses then your search is officially over.
Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😶😶😶 🎶Signs signs everywhere a sign🎶
August 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Officially plagued by the July 2028 partial lunar eclipse on the exact degree of my sun, AND THEN the chart that pops up on astro-seek before editing location shows the Asc exactly at my Asc degree????????? 😶😶😶 🎶Signs signs everywhere a sign🎶
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SALIVATING over this chart tonight!! Rejoicing, exalted Moon in Taurus enclosed by the benefics, chart ruled by an exalted Jupiter (conj rejoicing Venus in Cancer)…
Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…
Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…
August 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
SALIVATING over this chart tonight!! Rejoicing, exalted Moon in Taurus enclosed by the benefics, chart ruled by an exalted Jupiter (conj rejoicing Venus in Cancer)…
Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…
Don’t use it for money/financial purposes whatsoever, but everything else is fine!! Visibility, career, fun…
Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life 😐👌
August 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Understanding how it is people get addicted to things like sleeping pills etc. I took a couple extra strength Robaxin last night and apparently had the best sleep of my life 😐👌
Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)
This is too deep to discuss on social media, but let me just say that if the ruler of the Ascendant is a malefic planet, sometimes part of that person's fate (repeat, PART) is to experience what it is like to cause harm, and the harm will be in the area of life corresponding to its house placement.
Sometimes if a malefic planet is the ruler of the Ascendant and it's in domicile or exaltation, it can simply mean "Things in this area of your life are challenging but it's by your own choice." And that can be a very bitter pill to swallow.
August 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oooooooooo I'll be thinking about this one the rest of the day (it's me I'm the malefic)
Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him 💀💀💀
August 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Mars has begun its quick conjunction with my moon in the 10H. Good thing my boss -- who's having his Mars opposition now -- has the day off because I think this means I'm cosmically obligated to fight him 💀💀💀
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When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition
August 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
When the lions gate portal is during a Mars Saturn opposition
Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Rectum of the Lion Day to all who celebrate
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Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.
Truly a strange feeling to have grown up with the internet being your refuge and cherished resource only to have it become utter shit and realize that maybe you don't need it and in fact can't use it the way you used to anymore
August 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Also strange: Growing up in a world where the Internet didn't exist at all, watching it expand from a seed into an incredible resource, then watching it collapse into utter shit in less time than it took to arrive.
Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐
August 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐
In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀
(And it was made in Italy)
(And it was made in Italy)
August 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀
(And it was made in Italy)
(And it was made in Italy)
Having the most nostalgic night possible with my partner just after Venus slides into Cancer (7H)? Iconic.
August 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Having the most nostalgic night possible with my partner just after Venus slides into Cancer (7H)? Iconic.
The planets are trying to kill me
If you thought this ♂☌ ☋ transit was nuts, wait until the one on 11/15/26 when Mars, Jupiter and the South Node have an exact three way 🔥 ♌️
But wait there’s more…
4/1/2027, we have them conjoin by degree but never another exact conjunction….
The worst part? The Mars rx in between all of this-
But wait there’s more…
4/1/2027, we have them conjoin by degree but never another exact conjunction….
The worst part? The Mars rx in between all of this-
July 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The planets are trying to kill me
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Hey Pretty Committee here’s the scoop 🌞🦁
July 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey Pretty Committee here’s the scoop 🌞🦁