Saturn's Herb Garden 🌿 🖤
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34 | any pronouns | ♑♎♑ | A still-learning Astrology Enthusiast™️ | Just trying my best |
Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐
August 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Current dilemma: trying to find a comfortable position to lounge in bed that won't render me blinded by rainbows, courtesy of the abundant sun-catchers I decided to put up. 😐
In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀
(And it was made in Italy)
(And it was made in Italy)
August 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In more Venus in Cancer happenings ♀️: my partner, yesterday, randomly brought home a portrait of the Madonna that a church was getting rid of. I guess my decision to reignite Goddess worship was decided for me 👀
(And it was made in Italy)
(And it was made in Italy)
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
July 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Stove clock telling me I'm divinely protected while I'm making my broke bitch pancakes cuz I'm sad ✌🥲
So uh... what's it mean when you come back from a bad interview (scammy business) and see this?!?! (There were 3 others too, all eating a rabbit)
July 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So uh... what's it mean when you come back from a bad interview (scammy business) and see this?!?! (There were 3 others too, all eating a rabbit)
I don't know what the heck was in the astrology today but my makeup was flawless and my boyfriend took the coolest photos of me. I went full on tumblr 2014 vibes 😎
July 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don't know what the heck was in the astrology today but my makeup was flawless and my boyfriend took the coolest photos of me. I went full on tumblr 2014 vibes 😎
Eating the most Granola Mom snack i have ever ate in my entire life 💀💀💀💀💀 It's raw pumpkin seeds, organic almond slices, goat feta, and local raw honey. Like????? Who the fuck am I????
July 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Eating the most Granola Mom snack i have ever ate in my entire life 💀💀💀💀💀 It's raw pumpkin seeds, organic almond slices, goat feta, and local raw honey. Like????? Who the fuck am I????
Capitalism won today
(I bought that stupid protein powder that i always get ads for)
(I bought that stupid protein powder that i always get ads for)
July 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Capitalism won today
(I bought that stupid protein powder that i always get ads for)
(I bought that stupid protein powder that i always get ads for)
So I'm really fucking dumb and need to buy that damn planner because DUH! Saturn has been and will be opposing my Moon for a while so maybe that's contributing to the shit???? 😒😒😒😒 Also today has been L after L and I'm genuinely just exhausted.
July 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So I'm really fucking dumb and need to buy that damn planner because DUH! Saturn has been and will be opposing my Moon for a while so maybe that's contributing to the shit???? 😒😒😒😒 Also today has been L after L and I'm genuinely just exhausted.
Here is some beautiful nature :)
July 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Here is some beautiful nature :)
I got a cute new hat too
June 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got a cute new hat too
I don't know what honey is in the cosmic tea today but it has been fantastic 😌🤌
June 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don't know what honey is in the cosmic tea today but it has been fantastic 😌🤌
Jesus fuck!!! ONTARIO! Not even July yet. What the actual fuck 😭😭😭
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Jesus fuck!!! ONTARIO! Not even July yet. What the actual fuck 😭😭😭
HOLD THE FUCK ON YOURE TELLING ME THE VENUS-CHIRON CONJUCNTION TODAY IN MY 4H HIT AN EXACT TRINE WITH THE MOON (8H) AS MY MOM WAS SHARING ALL THE TRAUMA THAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY AND FURTHUR PERPETUATED BY MY GRANDMA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
June 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
HOLD THE FUCK ON YOURE TELLING ME THE VENUS-CHIRON CONJUCNTION TODAY IN MY 4H HIT AN EXACT TRINE WITH THE MOON (8H) AS MY MOM WAS SHARING ALL THE TRAUMA THAT HAPPENED TO THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY AND FURTHUR PERPETUATED BY MY GRANDMA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hmmmm one of these things is not like the other 🙄🙄🙄🙄
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hmmmm one of these things is not like the other 🙄🙄🙄🙄
And yet the middle class pays more taxes than those making over $200k 🙄🙄🙄🙄
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And yet the middle class pays more taxes than those making over $200k 🙄🙄🙄🙄
This right here is everything you need to know about ICE. Bunch of cop wannabes, cowards, wastes of space and oxygen.
May 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This right here is everything you need to know about ICE. Bunch of cop wannabes, cowards, wastes of space and oxygen.
L. O. L. 💀💀💀💀💀
I feel like maybe this is a problem????
I feel like maybe this is a problem????
May 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
L. O. L. 💀💀💀💀💀
I feel like maybe this is a problem????
I feel like maybe this is a problem????
When your favourite person is no longer your favourite person but you are also no longer *their* favourite person
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
When your favourite person is no longer your favourite person but you are also no longer *their* favourite person
Why would they make 'Flowers in the Attic' into a movie???
May 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why would they make 'Flowers in the Attic' into a movie???
Mars is committing crimes against me and causing psychic damage, I need a vacation
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mars is committing crimes against me and causing psychic damage, I need a vacation
I don't get to have a direct Jupiter in my SR until 2028
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don't get to have a direct Jupiter in my SR until 2028
Venus getting steamrolled again for the twelve-hundredth time
May 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Venus getting steamrolled again for the twelve-hundredth time
Was just reminded that I am CURRENTLY IN A MARS YEAR so like yeah maybe that's why this year as *been like that.*
May 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Was just reminded that I am CURRENTLY IN A MARS YEAR so like yeah maybe that's why this year as *been like that.*