sass-parilla.bsky.social
@sass-parilla.bsky.social
Probably hotter than your grandma.
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February 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Aye yo. Im not sure im down with some of these ingredients @azpm.bsky.social seems a little iffy. #peanutbutter #skippy #target #whatoil 👀
January 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I mean doooo companies have a “duty” to make profit ruthlessly as Musk put it or are they just vile monsters…
So, honest question, what do we do about fake stuff here? Do we think OP still doesn’t know this is a fake screenshot? Do we think “fake stuff is OK if the vibes feel true?” Does bsky build a BirdWatch clone?
Meanwhile capitalists
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
When I say #eattherich I mean your celebrity crushes, “good” politicians and your favorite athletes too. Not just the “bad guys”. #unitedhealthcare
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
We listen and we don’t judge…I really think #spaghettios are a super food. That and a #dietcoke is the ultimate hangover cure. With a little 🍃 for dessert.
December 8, 2024 at 2:15 AM
@jaykogen.bsky.social thanks for providing years of genius writing for me to absorb. I think I’ve watched the #Simpsons every week since I was a little bambino. It’s gotten be through a lot 🖤🙌🏻
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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"I'll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon" is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.
December 5, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Wait. The #AI wrapped for #spotify is kinda #cunty 🙌🏻😂
December 5, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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You fool. You child. Assembling all my 2024 most listened to tracks in one playlist means it will end up as my 2025 playlist too.
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
@monicalewinsky.bsky.social “yeah, that one” has me screaming girl 💀 I’ve loved you forever, now even more.
December 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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It's fun being a top influencer on a new platform again because I know I'm somewhere between 30 and 600 days away from being broadly despised.
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Actually thinking about it more, #ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus would’ve sent #Freud into anaphylactic shock. #ItsTheHoidaySeason …for #FamilyTrauma
December 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Be honest, do we think #Freud would’ve loved or LOVED the song ’Mary did you know’…no I will not be explaining. #christmascarols #freud #holidayseason
December 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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who among us hasn’t done this though
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Give the people what they really want…your Google search history #wrapped, forget your top 5 artists, what was your top websites 👀 #google #itwaspornhubwasntit
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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When Kendrick said “Bitch, I cut my granny off if she don't see it how I see it.” I felt that.😂
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I will be shit posting as if this is 2005 MySpace thanks. Wouldn’t hate if @bsky.app added top 8 feature just for the drama if it all. #bluesky
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Please enjoy my son practicing for Christmas Eve. He is a very good boy. Modeling scouts, yes he is for hire ⭐️ #frenchie #reindeer #pet
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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I like to send love notes in my husband's lunch like SORRY THE BREAD IS STALE MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SEAL IT BACK WHEN YOU ARE DONE
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM