I can provide baked goods, pretty okay poetry or a deep dish lasagna…I could possibly mail a $2 bill as well.

I need that jacket💳 very sleek and cool.

Sue me, but I don’t think bad people should get gunned down in the street 🤷🏻‍♀️ there’s gotta be a different way. We can be smarter and more evolved surely.

The “Hey” better be immediately followed by “just wanted to ask what your Venmo is Queen”.

This is actually the funniest. I would not be surprised by who panics but I feel their wife would be.

Low key looks like he came from the Timothy Charcuterie board look alike contest 😅

SHOW ME WHO DESPISES YOU AND ILL SHOW THEM MY 🤛🏻 I’ll actually probably tell them not to be a big meanie.

My sister calls them “milkies” 💀💀

I have been both employee and shopper in this scenario. The circle of life.