Sam SG
@sasg80.bsky.social
MOOPSY. Pro-democracy, anti-racist, pro-choice, pro-union, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-doing better as humans.
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If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol
September 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA
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Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:
BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET
I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN
BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE
GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX
BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET
I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN
BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE
GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:
BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET
I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN
BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE
GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX
BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET
I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN
BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE
GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX
Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind
When working people stand together, we can take on the wealthy and powerful! @doitjewett.bsky.social and I are proof of that we’ve spent our lives serving our communities, and now we’re ready to bring that fight to Congress. Lauren Jewett for District 1 and Conrad Cable for District 4!
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind
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Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
Today is Friday in California!
A silly song remix I made for @sasg80.bsky.social because my love language is Taking Goofy Ideas Too Far
#TodayIsFridayInCalifornia
#TodayIsFridayInCalifornia
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Today is Friday in California!
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"We go live to Fox News"
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"We go live to Fox News"
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It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?
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Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.
June 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward
a man in a black shirt is kneeling down in a room
Alt: Raymond Law dancing during the ending sequence of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward
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Relevant:
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Relevant:
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...
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Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.
"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"
"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.
"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"
"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"
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This means I now have negative 4 security clearances
Adam Kinzinger’s security clearance is revoked every weekend. Deeply bizarre stuff.
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This means I now have negative 4 security clearances
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The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
⚽️🏆
America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌
Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸
Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.
⚽️🏆
America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌
Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸
Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.
March 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
⚽️🏆
America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌
Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸
Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.
⚽️🏆
America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌
Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸
Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.
🎼🎵🎶 I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...🎵
I'm a knitter, not a songwriter
I'm a knitter, not a songwriter
March 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
🎼🎵🎶 I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...🎵
I'm a knitter, not a songwriter
I'm a knitter, not a songwriter
I do enjoy an interesting pattern
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I do enjoy an interesting pattern
🤚🏽
March 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I'm glad to have one senator who'll fight. @cantwell.senate.gov, where are you?
March 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm glad to have one senator who'll fight. @cantwell.senate.gov, where are you?
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