Sarthis
sarthis.bsky.social
Sarthis
@sarthis.bsky.social
Whiskey may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
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I don't post often, but often repost. Hope you're having an awesome day!
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
May 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Ordered 10,000 kilograms of what the seller described only as "what is left of a man's soul after being digested by hell itself"
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Oh, Microsoft Teams is haunted? That's nice. What do you know about the Jabberwocky Entity
May 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Dirty pool, SoundCloud.
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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this cult shit is so fucking exhausting
Lutnick: "I want to make this clear. This was the president's deal. People think, 'Oh, that's not the way it works.' I have the best dealmaker to my left. If you don't think that we take advantage of him calling the PM & getting that deal done, you don't understand who's president. He's the closer."
May 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How... has it not even been a full fucking year yet?
May 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Your skeleton has around 25,000 calories.
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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So relieved I can buy my Bently and Rolls Royces without those burdensome tariffs. That’s going to save me a tidy sum on my yearly Bently and Rolls budget.
May 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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No matter how bad you imagine smallpox was, it was worse than that.
Ben Franklin on inoculation, after his son died from smallpox.

“In 1736, I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation”.
May 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I knew I made this for a reason
April 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Work got locked down for terroristic threats. I work in a federal trade zone. They big fucked up. Omw home a cop rode my ass in dense fog, to speed around me and go to waffle house.. then I almost got hit by a different cop who ran a red light with lights or siren on. I just wanted to go home bro.
April 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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french people when you actually pronounce every letter they put in their words
February 9, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I don't have enough alcohol for all of... this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Chained Echoes is $13.74 on GOG buff.ly/4fFUg8J
April 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If you have lost power due to the storms across the country, remember to keep your portable generator at least 20ft away from any home or shelter. Make sure you have a working carbon monoxide alarm. Generators can produce enough carbon monoxide to kill in minutes.

www.nbcnews.com/weather/floo...
Severe weather: 'Life-threatening, catastrophic' flash floods and tornadoes hit Midwest and South
'Life-threatening, catastrophic' flash flooding and tornadoes hit Midwest and South
www.nbcnews.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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whenever something goes wrong what you should do is attribute it to the actions of a single foe who is constantly working against you in the shadows and either mutter their name under your breath or shout it to the heavens depending on the severity of the situation
March 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Think I'm just going to setup a 48hr Playlist of Lower Decks, Would I Lie to You, Quite Interesting, and mix in some Rifftrax and just stay locked in the office for this weekend... yeah, that sounds like a plan.
March 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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something people don't talk much about in this era of "publishers expecting a near-finished game before investing" is

games are being made sub-optimally in order to speed-run vertical slices/convincing demos

instead of finalising systems then building content, you have to make content alongside 1/
March 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair (Steam) w/ 2 more games + DLC is $10 on Humble EDF Bundle buff.ly/AS591BM #ad
March 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Aaaaand my workplace lowered production rate again so I now have to move to a different job yet again, or hopefully find a new workplace altogether. Ffs. Not even two months back on third and in my old position. I'm so tired.
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM