Sara Talks Sh!t
@sarasaur.bsky.social
Iowan gal. Pretty as a picture, happy as a clam. Inspired by my crazy uncle Joe’s Facebook posts, but actually good takes. Stay kind and keep growing! 🌿
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To the tune of Roxanne by the Police: Robbb Saaand!
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
To the tune of Roxanne by the Police: Robbb Saaand!
If you can’t handle André at his bass clarinet stage, you don’t deserve him at his Hey Ya!
May 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you can’t handle André at his bass clarinet stage, you don’t deserve him at his Hey Ya!
I grew heirloom black beauty tomatoes from seed. In my excitement and antsy-ness I put them outside too soon and they have died. RIP.
I’ve never killed a tomato plant before nor grown heirloom varieties. Do I hold a funeral? Do I arrest myself?
I’ve never killed a tomato plant before nor grown heirloom varieties. Do I hold a funeral? Do I arrest myself?
April 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I grew heirloom black beauty tomatoes from seed. In my excitement and antsy-ness I put them outside too soon and they have died. RIP.
I’ve never killed a tomato plant before nor grown heirloom varieties. Do I hold a funeral? Do I arrest myself?
I’ve never killed a tomato plant before nor grown heirloom varieties. Do I hold a funeral? Do I arrest myself?
Any Iowans disappointed that Kim Reynolds isn’t seeking reelection? I am!
I felt like opposition had a chance purely due to how abysmal Kim is. She knew it wasn’t looking good for her and is stepping aside so some Big Ag-sucking MAGA GOP with a chance can step in.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I felt like opposition had a chance purely due to how abysmal Kim is. She knew it wasn’t looking good for her and is stepping aside so some Big Ag-sucking MAGA GOP with a chance can step in.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Iowa Republican Gov. Reynolds says she won't seek reelection in surprise announcement
Reynolds, a Republican, has held the position since 2017, when former Gov. Terry Branstad was appointed U.S. ambassador to China.
www.pbs.org
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Any Iowans disappointed that Kim Reynolds isn’t seeking reelection? I am!
I felt like opposition had a chance purely due to how abysmal Kim is. She knew it wasn’t looking good for her and is stepping aside so some Big Ag-sucking MAGA GOP with a chance can step in.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I felt like opposition had a chance purely due to how abysmal Kim is. She knew it wasn’t looking good for her and is stepping aside so some Big Ag-sucking MAGA GOP with a chance can step in.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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Maybe I'm tripping or misunderstanding the term "Warfighting", but wasn't "No wars" a campaign promise and one of the harshest criticizms people had of the Biden administration?
April 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Maybe I'm tripping or misunderstanding the term "Warfighting", but wasn't "No wars" a campaign promise and one of the harshest criticizms people had of the Biden administration?
Baths always sound nice but then I just sit here feeling hot and sweaty and gross
April 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Baths always sound nice but then I just sit here feeling hot and sweaty and gross
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Clark County where?
When did this happen to this CHILD ??
How did this officer have permission to handcuff a very young girl & go through her pockets? Was she read her rights? Did he have a warrant for any of this ?
May he never have a restful night sleep or may karma get him real good.
When did this happen to this CHILD ??
How did this officer have permission to handcuff a very young girl & go through her pockets? Was she read her rights? Did he have a warrant for any of this ?
May he never have a restful night sleep or may karma get him real good.
So many will have so much to answer for, like this. We have to make sure they do!
"I was just following orders" will be a common refrain.
"I was just following orders" will be a common refrain.
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Clark County where?
When did this happen to this CHILD ??
How did this officer have permission to handcuff a very young girl & go through her pockets? Was she read her rights? Did he have a warrant for any of this ?
May he never have a restful night sleep or may karma get him real good.
When did this happen to this CHILD ??
How did this officer have permission to handcuff a very young girl & go through her pockets? Was she read her rights? Did he have a warrant for any of this ?
May he never have a restful night sleep or may karma get him real good.
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Well, this is something I rarely say: This is a fucking beautifully written opinion from the fourth circuit. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
April 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well, this is something I rarely say: This is a fucking beautifully written opinion from the fourth circuit. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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extremely savvy Democratic pollster: don’t talk about due process, it’s not a winning issue.
Joe Rogan:
Joe Rogan:
Joe Rogan explains to his audience why due process is important and quotes Ben Franklin — "it is better 100 guilty persons should escape than that one innocent person should suffer.”
He argues against shipping people to a prison in El Salvador without trial because we think they’re gang members.
He argues against shipping people to a prison in El Salvador without trial because we think they’re gang members.
April 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
extremely savvy Democratic pollster: don’t talk about due process, it’s not a winning issue.
Joe Rogan:
Joe Rogan:
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Great to see my book has hit the library shelves in the United States 🇺🇸
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Great to see my book has hit the library shelves in the United States 🇺🇸
Making spam musubi and realized at the last minute I don’t have nori. I slapped that shit on a hoagie bun and made this delicious abomination
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Making spam musubi and realized at the last minute I don’t have nori. I slapped that shit on a hoagie bun and made this delicious abomination
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
Ate so much mayonnaise today, my stomach is an instrument.
April 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ate so much mayonnaise today, my stomach is an instrument.
Does anyone eat raw asparagus? That was a new one for me today.
April 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Does anyone eat raw asparagus? That was a new one for me today.
Please end the overuse of mayonnaise in pasta salads.
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Please end the overuse of mayonnaise in pasta salads.
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Remember when you were a kid, playing games with friends—there was always that one kid who tried to change the rules mid-game just to win… but still lost, and everyone knew they were cheating?
That’s DOGE.
That’s DOGE.
April 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember when you were a kid, playing games with friends—there was always that one kid who tried to change the rules mid-game just to win… but still lost, and everyone knew they were cheating?
That’s DOGE.
That’s DOGE.
He could have stopped at Happy Easter… but mental insanity got the best of him and divisive rhetoric flowed freely.
Happy Easter! Peace be with you.
Happy Easter! Peace be with you.
Imagine being this bitter, this unhinged—and still thinking you’re the victim. Trump can’t even say Happy Easter without turning it into a rage-filled tantrum.
April 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He could have stopped at Happy Easter… but mental insanity got the best of him and divisive rhetoric flowed freely.
Happy Easter! Peace be with you.
Happy Easter! Peace be with you.
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This whole Trump thing might not be working out quite the way Iowa thought it would:
April 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This whole Trump thing might not be working out quite the way Iowa thought it would:
Happy zombie Jesus, egg-laying bunny day!
April 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy zombie Jesus, egg-laying bunny day!
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"Other bills signed by Reynolds on Friday include a bill instating penalties for those who assault peace officers"
We are now just making new versions of every old law that make laws more punitive for the same conduct
"Standing army" conservatism at its finest
We are now just making new versions of every old law that make laws more punitive for the same conduct
"Standing army" conservatism at its finest
April 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Other bills signed by Reynolds on Friday include a bill instating penalties for those who assault peace officers"
We are now just making new versions of every old law that make laws more punitive for the same conduct
"Standing army" conservatism at its finest
We are now just making new versions of every old law that make laws more punitive for the same conduct
"Standing army" conservatism at its finest
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The fun 2A activist bs on display here is that from an originalist pov, 18 would also, of course, be "discriminatory" as 18 only became the line for adult well after the 2A but the bruen madness goes unmentioned
www.weareiowa.com/article/news...
www.weareiowa.com/article/news...
Gov. Kim Reynolds signs bill lowering minimum age to own a handgun into law
Gov. Kim Reynolds signed several bills into law Friday, including one that will expand who can own and carry handguns.
www.weareiowa.com
April 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The fun 2A activist bs on display here is that from an originalist pov, 18 would also, of course, be "discriminatory" as 18 only became the line for adult well after the 2A but the bruen madness goes unmentioned
www.weareiowa.com/article/news...
www.weareiowa.com/article/news...
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The Catholic Church didn't think this through.
They have declared in court that a fetus is not a person to avoid paying out for a fetal death.
This is to be saved whenever some zealot contends life begins at conception.
iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/09/a...
They have declared in court that a fetus is not a person to avoid paying out for a fetal death.
This is to be saved whenever some zealot contends life begins at conception.
iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/09/a...
Aiming to limit damages, Catholic hospital argues a fetus isn't the same as a 'person' • Iowa Capital Dispatch
A faith-based health care provider is arguing in court that the loss of an unborn child does not equate to the death of a “person.”
iowacapitaldispatch.com
April 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Catholic Church didn't think this through.
They have declared in court that a fetus is not a person to avoid paying out for a fetal death.
This is to be saved whenever some zealot contends life begins at conception.
iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/09/a...
They have declared in court that a fetus is not a person to avoid paying out for a fetal death.
This is to be saved whenever some zealot contends life begins at conception.
iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/04/09/a...