Sarah DeVito🫧🩷
@sarahisbadass.bsky.social
Really nice//Really mean
Astro-thot//Embroidery enthusiast
Oregonian//Sun worshipper
Astro-thot//Embroidery enthusiast
Oregonian//Sun worshipper
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me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
I've been watching
February 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I've been watching
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can't stop saying crazy style
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I can't stop saying crazy style
Put the coke in my soda, give me a lobotomy, and hit me with the Valium
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Put the coke in my soda, give me a lobotomy, and hit me with the Valium
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
As an Aries & a slut this is right up my alley
a double dare style obstacle course but it’s just the whimsical zone of a sex dungeon
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As an Aries & a slut this is right up my alley
We're here, we're queer, we're pissed tf off
Pride is a riot again in 2025
January 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We're here, we're queer, we're pissed tf off
This is Amerikkka
January 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is Amerikkka
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If the end of the universe was sponsored by Taco Bell:
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If the end of the universe was sponsored by Taco Bell:
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
The hottest thing a person can do tbh
I was kicked off Twitter in 2016 for asking DT lawyer Cohen how many underage abortions he handled/paid for. Trump blocked me, as did Cohen.
January 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The hottest thing a person can do tbh
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My ass should be president tbh
you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My ass should be president tbh
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*overdoing it with the highlighter* this is the skin of a killer, bella
January 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*overdoing it with the highlighter* this is the skin of a killer, bella
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
