sarahdilleretim.bsky.social
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I don’t like how temperatures can be negative numbers. It makes the weather seem fictional.
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It is very important to remember that establishment Dems are way more afraid of the AOCs and Mamdanis than they are of Republicans
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
J. B. Bickerstaff is my favorite NBA coach because it sounds like a fake person who is best friends with the Monopoly man
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sports are funny because my husband pays money to be able to watch every NBA game but our local team doesn’t count. We have to pay extra money to a different app to watch that team.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
MAGA Bible: Jesus feeds the 5,000 but the Trump administration cuts it and give it to people who already have billions.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Peak comedy that the #NoKings rally was spun as the “Hate America” rally by people who still use the Confederate flag.
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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i just want one person to ask a Republican to explain the logistics of Soros funding the protests. Are there 7 million direct deposit forms? Does he send out 7 million w-9s? DOES GEORGE SOROS USE VENMO?
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If we’re going to have a conman as president can’t it at least be the kind trying to sell boy’s bands and not whatever *this* is
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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It’s that time of year where I am once again begging streaming services to allow us to opt out of scary movie ads. Literally I’d rather sit through 5 minutes of boring ads than watch 30 seconds of a horror trailer
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My superpower is pretending to know about Taylor Swift when I’ve never actually listened to a full album
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Sometimes when I feel overwhelmed by impending parenthood I remind myself it’s just one baby and I’m not about to be a live-in governess for 7 kids ages 5-17.
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October 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
TV show idea: Shreks and the City
September 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lollapalooza but all the stages are productions of different Gilbert & Sullivan operettas
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in Oh Mary!
July 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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We need a new generation of leaders who are the voices of democracy, freedom, social justice, & the rule of law. 

A new generation that gives meaning to the “we” in “we the people.”

Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as the future.
July 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Gutting the social safety net in order to give ICE more funding absolutely seems like it’s going to end well
July 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
MAGA musicals: The Newsies, but in the middle of “Seize The Day” they send in the National Guard and arrest them all
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There should be a rule banning horror movie commercials after dark
May 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Rooting for the Timberwolves but not as much as I’m rooting against the Warriors so this series has been great so far
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Millennials deserve Wishbone on Netflix.
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May 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just remembered I had a t-shirt in HS that said “Mary Is My Homegirl” I am so mortified
April 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They should put therapy in the spa and call it a “mind massage”
March 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Humans are funny because we buy so many things that need cords but go out of our way to make sure no one can see them
March 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Approximately 30% of every office job is completing online training modules
March 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Going to start telling religious conservatives “Agnus Dei” stands for “Lamb of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”
March 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM