Silver Sarah
@silversarahj.bsky.social
I believe in the healing power of a massive cup of coffee and 90’s country jams
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I believe in the healing power of a massive cup of coffee and 90’s country jams
Like a baby, I too, woke up every hour last night
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Like a baby, I too, woke up every hour last night
Cheez-It crumbs are the best crumbs out of all the crumbs, send tweet
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Cheez-It crumbs are the best crumbs out of all the crumbs, send tweet
Fun office activity for February: Project Affirmative. I decorated a bunch of paper lunch bags with fun Valentine stickers for all the people in our office and set them in our lobby.
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Fun office activity for February: Project Affirmative. I decorated a bunch of paper lunch bags with fun Valentine stickers for all the people in our office and set them in our lobby.
There’s another Catholic roaming around this office, I smell incense
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
There’s another Catholic roaming around this office, I smell incense
Why did I dread bedtime as a kid? Comfy pj’s, soft bed with lots of pillows and blankets, the anticipation of weird but highly entertaining dreams? Maybe a little book, maybe a little tea? This is great, what was I thinking?
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Why did I dread bedtime as a kid? Comfy pj’s, soft bed with lots of pillows and blankets, the anticipation of weird but highly entertaining dreams? Maybe a little book, maybe a little tea? This is great, what was I thinking?
Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less. 📺
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Share a TV show you love with 3 seasons or less. 📺
What if we all just collectively decide that tomorrow is Saturday? Start the weekend over. Maybe forever.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
What if we all just collectively decide that tomorrow is Saturday? Start the weekend over. Maybe forever.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Taking down the Christmas tree.
Sad-urday
Sad-urday
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Taking down the Christmas tree.
Sad-urday
Sad-urday
It was pour over, but I made my roommate laugh when she found me in the kitchen waiting like this for my coffee to be done
a young man sits at a table with a cup and a pitcher
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January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
It was pour over, but I made my roommate laugh when she found me in the kitchen waiting like this for my coffee to be done
If my car takes 5W-20, but the store only has 5W-30, is my car gonna blow up?
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
If my car takes 5W-20, but the store only has 5W-30, is my car gonna blow up?
I’m going to have a good day. You are going to have a good day. We are ALL going to have a good day.
This is a threat. Don’t make me come over there with my sunny disposition
This is a threat. Don’t make me come over there with my sunny disposition
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I’m going to have a good day. You are going to have a good day. We are ALL going to have a good day.
This is a threat. Don’t make me come over there with my sunny disposition
This is a threat. Don’t make me come over there with my sunny disposition
I need a new book to fall in love with. Give me a book to fall in love with ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I need a new book to fall in love with. Give me a book to fall in love with ⬇️
It’s snowing, and that means I get to listen to Christmas music again. Those are the rules.
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It’s snowing, and that means I get to listen to Christmas music again. Those are the rules.
This was a bad idea because now I’m seriously debating running away to Ireland immediately
Watching a cute lil Irish movie, drinking a cute lil Irish whiskey, as is right and just
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This was a bad idea because now I’m seriously debating running away to Ireland immediately
Watching a cute lil Irish movie, drinking a cute lil Irish whiskey, as is right and just
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Watching a cute lil Irish movie, drinking a cute lil Irish whiskey, as is right and just
Alright I’m tired of being an adult. Who would like to adopt me?
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Alright I’m tired of being an adult. Who would like to adopt me?
My brain broke today and I had to email a bunch of corrections to my coworkers. Please enjoy the trail of subject lines:
12:42: *Correction
1:02: Another correction
1:08: Omg my brain
1:15: Haha me again
1:27: Someday I’m gonna get good at my job I swear
12:42: *Correction
1:02: Another correction
1:08: Omg my brain
1:15: Haha me again
1:27: Someday I’m gonna get good at my job I swear
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My brain broke today and I had to email a bunch of corrections to my coworkers. Please enjoy the trail of subject lines:
12:42: *Correction
1:02: Another correction
1:08: Omg my brain
1:15: Haha me again
1:27: Someday I’m gonna get good at my job I swear
12:42: *Correction
1:02: Another correction
1:08: Omg my brain
1:15: Haha me again
1:27: Someday I’m gonna get good at my job I swear
I know I complain about them a lot, but my interns are having a very good day today. This is an intern appreciation tweet
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I know I complain about them a lot, but my interns are having a very good day today. This is an intern appreciation tweet
Me: Have you seen the ice cream shovel?
Roommate: ..…. the what?
Me:
Roommate:
Me: No, wait….
Roommate: TOO LATE 😂😂😂
Roommate: ..…. the what?
Me:
Roommate:
Me: No, wait….
Roommate: TOO LATE 😂😂😂
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Me: Have you seen the ice cream shovel?
Roommate: ..…. the what?
Me:
Roommate:
Me: No, wait….
Roommate: TOO LATE 😂😂😂
Roommate: ..…. the what?
Me:
Roommate:
Me: No, wait….
Roommate: TOO LATE 😂😂😂
My love language is “text me when you get home so I know you’re safe.”
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My love language is “text me when you get home so I know you’re safe.”
Loaded baked potato soup
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Loaded baked potato soup
It’s so cold in my room and I know if I just go out into the main part of the house it will be warmer, but I can’t bring myself to leave my bed 🥶
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It’s so cold in my room and I know if I just go out into the main part of the house it will be warmer, but I can’t bring myself to leave my bed 🥶
I’d like to know exactly how I’m supposed to get out of bed right now?
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I’d like to know exactly how I’m supposed to get out of bed right now?