Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
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Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
· Oct 7
I have a lot of feelings about Texas and Taylor Swift
when he proposed to her he said please 🥹
josh allen has a beautiful wife with thousands of adoring fans who all want to beat him to death for no clear reason it’s sooooooo funny
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
when he proposed to her he said please 🥹
the perfect football record is actually 5-5-1, few know this
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the perfect football record is actually 5-5-1, few know this
It’s so funny that of all people Dakota Prescott put a lid on Pickens
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s so funny that of all people Dakota Prescott put a lid on Pickens
my Tony Romo jersey doesn’t deserve to see this
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
my Tony Romo jersey doesn’t deserve to see this
ruthkanda forever ass post
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
ruthkanda forever ass post
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the entire cowboys existence since 1997 has been “stop the offense on 3rd down and then rough the punter to give up a first down”
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the entire cowboys existence since 1997 has been “stop the offense on 3rd down and then rough the punter to give up a first down”
it’s that strip lash chopped in half without even an attempt at blending the angle just hanging on for dear life for me
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it’s that strip lash chopped in half without even an attempt at blending the angle just hanging on for dear life for me
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thank you to Jason and Alex for affirming my thoughts about the upcoming game
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
thank you to Jason and Alex for affirming my thoughts about the upcoming game
not enough of my bluesky feed is talking about how arch manning caught a touchdown pass
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
not enough of my bluesky feed is talking about how arch manning caught a touchdown pass
why did he scare bevo like that :(
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
why did he scare bevo like that :(
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Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab
arch manning just caught a touchdown ahahahahahahahah
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
arch manning just caught a touchdown ahahahahahahahah
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Woke 2 shows up at Game Day. #starbucksboycott
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Woke 2 shows up at Game Day. #starbucksboycott
bro at karaoke got up for his turn, sat on the couch on stage, slid his birkenstock bostons off his feet and crossed his legs. dudes fucking rock.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
bro at karaoke got up for his turn, sat on the couch on stage, slid his birkenstock bostons off his feet and crossed his legs. dudes fucking rock.
was the crunk there
tired: mike lombardi doesn't know how to recruit kids.
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
was the crunk there
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somehow the crown we threw in the gutter is going to be waiting for us to pick it up when we're able
Much like USAid, if the rest of the world wanted to replace what the US has done for the last 80 years, they would have been doing it already
people predicting a "post-American world" really over their skis
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
somehow the crown we threw in the gutter is going to be waiting for us to pick it up when we're able
No idea who this is about 🫶
I think it’s fun you have to specify who you’re talking about when you say “the NFL coach who is weird about 9/11”
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No idea who this is about 🫶
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I think it’s fun you have to specify who you’re talking about when you say “the NFL coach who is weird about 9/11”
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I think it’s fun you have to specify who you’re talking about when you say “the NFL coach who is weird about 9/11”
These red Texans unis are atrocious
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
These red Texans unis are atrocious
i feel as though i am slowly descending into madness the more and more i process the reality that belichick showed up to an adult coed cheerleading competition
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i feel as though i am slowly descending into madness the more and more i process the reality that belichick showed up to an adult coed cheerleading competition
started this last night by the way. yes hah Hah HA YES.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
started this last night by the way. yes hah Hah HA YES.
dubya is doing his best hating ass spurrier impression on the manningcast right now
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
dubya is doing his best hating ass spurrier impression on the manningcast right now
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good god
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
good god
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Here’s a story for every national news outlet:
In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.
“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.
“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Here’s a story for every national news outlet:
In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.
“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.
“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...