Budtender Jessica
@sapphonic.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ 31 she/her poly
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Gaslighting isn't real, don't be silly. 💜
#kinktober #kinktober2025 #inktober #nsfwart #hentai #bdsm #kink #bondage #latex #noncon #breathplay
#kinktober #kinktober2025 #inktober #nsfwart #hentai #bdsm #kink #bondage #latex #noncon #breathplay
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gaslighting isn't real, don't be silly. 💜
#kinktober #kinktober2025 #inktober #nsfwart #hentai #bdsm #kink #bondage #latex #noncon #breathplay
#kinktober #kinktober2025 #inktober #nsfwart #hentai #bdsm #kink #bondage #latex #noncon #breathplay
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you wanna do WHAT on eileen???
August 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
you wanna do WHAT on eileen???
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Look it doesn't matter what your gender is or if you've got junk or doom downstairs
The sundress is your most powerful tool to getting pregnant figuratively or literally
This has been a PSA
The sundress is your most powerful tool to getting pregnant figuratively or literally
This has been a PSA
July 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Look it doesn't matter what your gender is or if you've got junk or doom downstairs
The sundress is your most powerful tool to getting pregnant figuratively or literally
This has been a PSA
The sundress is your most powerful tool to getting pregnant figuratively or literally
This has been a PSA
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every day i log onto several text-based websites where not a single person knows how to read. and i think that is so beautiful 🫶
July 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
every day i log onto several text-based websites where not a single person knows how to read. and i think that is so beautiful 🫶
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The U.K. is a police state
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The U.K. is a police state
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pronunciation of codify is so funny bc it's like wait what good would turning roe v wade into a fish have done
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
pronunciation of codify is so funny bc it's like wait what good would turning roe v wade into a fish have done
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a mech where the pilots mind gets allocated as RAM for it to operate but slowly over time, errors and fragmentation occurs and slowly the pilot gets dumber and ditzier so then they have to optimize the cockpit with hypno to keep the pilot mindless to optimize subsystems and keep her focus on combat
July 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
a mech where the pilots mind gets allocated as RAM for it to operate but slowly over time, errors and fragmentation occurs and slowly the pilot gets dumber and ditzier so then they have to optimize the cockpit with hypno to keep the pilot mindless to optimize subsystems and keep her focus on combat
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like and repost if you have an Office Chair Upholstery And Dress Wrinkle Marks On The Ass Fetish or if u love mozzarella sticks
July 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
like and repost if you have an Office Chair Upholstery And Dress Wrinkle Marks On The Ass Fetish or if u love mozzarella sticks
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Deep Deep Down
Story by MindLevelZero
Comic by Stardazer
Post 1/2
Story by MindLevelZero
Comic by Stardazer
Post 1/2
June 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Deep Deep Down
Story by MindLevelZero
Comic by Stardazer
Post 1/2
Story by MindLevelZero
Comic by Stardazer
Post 1/2
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I'm sorry but expecting civilians to follow the law when law enforcement is out openly committing crimes left and right is a joke. Either we have a system here or we don't. Pick one.
More straight up illegality by ICE. This is crime.
And here in NYC today another shocking escalation by Trump.
The law *explicitly allows* unannounced visits by congressmembers to federal facilities.
This is yet another breach of democratic norms by an increasingly rogue administration. Don't normalize this.
The law *explicitly allows* unannounced visits by congressmembers to federal facilities.
This is yet another breach of democratic norms by an increasingly rogue administration. Don't normalize this.
June 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm sorry but expecting civilians to follow the law when law enforcement is out openly committing crimes left and right is a joke. Either we have a system here or we don't. Pick one.
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hi, cis folks!
it’s pride. you with us? cool.
have you called your senators about the budget bill that’s trying to strip trans healthcare from people of all ages on medicaid or ACA plans? that’s like 20% of us & this is the govt we’re up against.
find reps here reps.fyi
tap the thread for scripts
it’s pride. you with us? cool.
have you called your senators about the budget bill that’s trying to strip trans healthcare from people of all ages on medicaid or ACA plans? that’s like 20% of us & this is the govt we’re up against.
find reps here reps.fyi
tap the thread for scripts
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hi, cis folks!
it’s pride. you with us? cool.
have you called your senators about the budget bill that’s trying to strip trans healthcare from people of all ages on medicaid or ACA plans? that’s like 20% of us & this is the govt we’re up against.
find reps here reps.fyi
tap the thread for scripts
it’s pride. you with us? cool.
have you called your senators about the budget bill that’s trying to strip trans healthcare from people of all ages on medicaid or ACA plans? that’s like 20% of us & this is the govt we’re up against.
find reps here reps.fyi
tap the thread for scripts
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We were going to do a new Pride parody this year, but we decided that the most topical thing we could do was simply not acknowledge it.
Sick Vid City is getting in on the corporate Pride celebration too!! But only until the end of the month, then we’re going to disavow this video completely!
Leaked Corporate Pride Video | Watch before it’s taken down!
YouTube video by Sick Vid City
www.youtube.com
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We were going to do a new Pride parody this year, but we decided that the most topical thing we could do was simply not acknowledge it.
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imagine being scared to eat pussy. me? personally? the pussy should be scared of ME
May 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
imagine being scared to eat pussy. me? personally? the pussy should be scared of ME
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Truer words have never been expressed on a wall in a bathroom in the world's premier gay soccer bar @blackhartstp.com
May 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Truer words have never been expressed on a wall in a bathroom in the world's premier gay soccer bar @blackhartstp.com
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help chloe if u can!!
Donate to Support Chloe's Urgent Move, organized by chloe sears
Hello, I'm Chloe. I am a disabled trans woman who, due to circumstances I would rather not nam… chloe sears needs your support for Support Chloe's Urgent Move
www.gofundme.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
help chloe if u can!!
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[Danny McBride voice] I am not gonna let a bunch of goddamn tenderqueers come to my play party and fuck with my polycule. You picked the wrong puppygirl motherfuckers. Tonight i am a goddamn She-Wolf! Awwoooohhhh!! the moon is full tonight bitch!
April 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
[Danny McBride voice] I am not gonna let a bunch of goddamn tenderqueers come to my play party and fuck with my polycule. You picked the wrong puppygirl motherfuckers. Tonight i am a goddamn She-Wolf! Awwoooohhhh!! the moon is full tonight bitch!
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4/20 the holiday for daily stoners to act like smoking is special, and the day for folks who don't really mess with weed to have a panic attack from a 10MG edible
April 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
4/20 the holiday for daily stoners to act like smoking is special, and the day for folks who don't really mess with weed to have a panic attack from a 10MG edible
high on the bathroom floor with wife. life is good sometimes
April 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
high on the bathroom floor with wife. life is good sometimes
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i love that the constitution has been shown to be demonstratably worthless yet i still have to follow all of the stupid laws that are derived from it. wonderful.
April 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i love that the constitution has been shown to be demonstratably worthless yet i still have to follow all of the stupid laws that are derived from it. wonderful.