Sándwich Judge
@sandwichjudge.bsky.social
That isn’t me in the photo, it is Patches. MSN dude
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Please stop posting or quote tweeting screenshots of the South African billionaire fascist’s posts on his personal website tyvm
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Please stop posting or quote tweeting screenshots of the South African billionaire fascist’s posts on his personal website tyvm
Argyle sweater szn
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Argyle sweater szn
An explosion of flavors, but not onions and lettuce
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
An explosion of flavors, but not onions and lettuce
I am unable to follow any UI/UX tutorial in this digital age because whenever someone mentions a “hamburger menu” or a “kebab menu” I start drooling like Homer Simpson
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I am unable to follow any UI/UX tutorial in this digital age because whenever someone mentions a “hamburger menu” or a “kebab menu” I start drooling like Homer Simpson
I agree: Sean Dunn is not guilty.
This has been a “moments in living out the responsibilities you’ve assumed by selecting your username like seven years ago”
This has been a “moments in living out the responsibilities you’ve assumed by selecting your username like seven years ago”
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I agree: Sean Dunn is not guilty.
This has been a “moments in living out the responsibilities you’ve assumed by selecting your username like seven years ago”
This has been a “moments in living out the responsibilities you’ve assumed by selecting your username like seven years ago”
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
Calling John Tesh to make a Roundball Rock-esque cover of the call to prayer
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Calling John Tesh to make a Roundball Rock-esque cover of the call to prayer
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🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX,
PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶
PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX,
PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶
PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶
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you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
you're wrapping up your meet-and-greet with Pope Leo XIV. as you shake his hand for the photo op, you surprise him with a Birminghamton Rumble Ponies Spicy Meatballs On-Field Cap. His Holiness accepts with grace, but you are struck with a bone-deep revelation he just asked God to send you to Hell
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The Supreme Court has overturned Goofus v Gallant
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Supreme Court has overturned Goofus v Gallant
Got a new McDonald’s product at The Shitty McDonald’s That Always Fucks Up Your Order But It’s On The Way To Drop Off My Wife At Work and I didn’t like it, but am still tempted to try it again at a non-Shitty McDonald’s just to see if it was an execution problem, and that’s how they get you
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Got a new McDonald’s product at The Shitty McDonald’s That Always Fucks Up Your Order But It’s On The Way To Drop Off My Wife At Work and I didn’t like it, but am still tempted to try it again at a non-Shitty McDonald’s just to see if it was an execution problem, and that’s how they get you
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
Would love to know the amenities provided at the rock she’s been living under
MSNBC contributor downplays NSPM-7, saying: "The government still has to, at least by law, comply with the existing law, right?"
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Would love to know the amenities provided at the rock she’s been living under
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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Logging on:
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Logging on:
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Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just saw Tron:Ares. Calling it now: Jared Fogle is gonna win another Oscar
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i don't want to wake up and immediately read what you lot have to say! many of you have untreated personality disorders and strange fetishes!
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i don't want to wake up and immediately read what you lot have to say! many of you have untreated personality disorders and strange fetishes!
Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC):
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Weeknight meal care of Trader Joe’s (TJ) and Costco (CC):
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️
- Autumnal harvest pasta sauce (TJ)
- holiday vegetable hash (TJ), roasted w/ amylu chicken basil meatballs (CC)
- Rana Italian sausage ravioli (CC)
- lacinato kale leaves (TJ) crisped in the oven
Got rave reviews! 🍽️