🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃
@thejoshofit.bsky.social
Affable Doofus | Love you, Carol (2005-Jan 1, 2024) | "Bravest" Pisspig Journalist, per PFT
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Paul F. Tompkins is doing what he does best: everything
It's pure entertainment.
isthmus.com
I was lucky enough to chat with @pftompkins.bsky.social for @isthmusmadison.bsky.social about Varietopia! PFT was so generous with his time, anecdotes, and interest in me as a fellow improviser. Truly honored to get to write about one of the best to ever do it: isthmus.com/arts/stage/p...
I like playing pinball, mostly because I hate quarters
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I like playing pinball, mostly because I hate quarters
It feels like the government is...bad.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It feels like the government is...bad.
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
Called Tammy, again. Can't believe this shit dude
I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave.
It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.
It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Called Tammy, again. Can't believe this shit dude
Walter as: Cheese Wife
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Walter as: Cheese Wife
Just got the text message I've been waiting for my entire life
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just got the text message I've been waiting for my entire life
The Jason Universe continues to expand at a rapid pace
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Jason Universe continues to expand at a rapid pace
The Sandwichnation of ICE Goons by the Hero Sean Dunn (2007, dir. Dominik)
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Sandwichnation of ICE Goons by the Hero Sean Dunn (2007, dir. Dominik)
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Where did they get this pic of me
Folks we did a surprise HELLRAISER watchalong track on the @whatatimepod.bsky.social Patreon - “check it out”
patreon.com/whatatimepod
patreon.com/whatatimepod
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Where did they get this pic of me
Man that Scrubs reboot gonna do numbers huh
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Man that Scrubs reboot gonna do numbers huh
Me on my way to finally destroy the Chuck E. Cheese anamatronic that's been taunting me for years
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me on my way to finally destroy the Chuck E. Cheese anamatronic that's been taunting me for years
Picturing various game show hosts saying "Trick or treat, motherfucker" and have decided it would sound best coming out of Ken Jennings's piehole
Now Watching to celebrate a successful Grouchouting
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Picturing various game show hosts saying "Trick or treat, motherfucker" and have decided it would sound best coming out of Ken Jennings's piehole
Making pizzas, to the Marx
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Making pizzas, to the Marx
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
Logging on (spooked up version):
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Logging on (spooked up version):
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you see this, post 4 female characters you love
Grokipedia entries be like:
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Grokipedia entries be like:
The Slim Jim is but one meat in the smorgasbord that makes up a Macho Man Randy Savage dining experience
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Slim Jim is but one meat in the smorgasbord that makes up a Macho Man Randy Savage dining experience
Me at Hooters at 10:45am, waiting to be let in
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me at Hooters at 10:45am, waiting to be let in
Finally going to go see One Battle After Another later today
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Finally going to go see One Battle After Another later today
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM