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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
June 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
The Chronicles of GiardinieNarnia
July 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Chronicles of GiardinieNarnia
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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lofi beats to slow cook your brisket to
May 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
lofi beats to slow cook your brisket to
Ah shit gotta turn around I forgot my
April 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah shit gotta turn around I forgot my
I don’t want to live in the united states I want to live in the Regal Rollercoaster Universe
April 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don’t want to live in the united states I want to live in the Regal Rollercoaster Universe
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salem sandwich trials
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
salem sandwich trials
“What in the fuck is a pirate yeehaw?” - my wife
yo ho ho
yo ho ho
February 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“What in the fuck is a pirate yeehaw?” - my wife
yo ho ho
yo ho ho
i love my hard boiled back bling
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love my hard boiled back bling
secret Santana
December 23, 2024 at 3:27 PM
secret Santana
*no doubt voice*
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
*no doubt voice*
christ what if I’m about to be in my Jazz Era™️
December 12, 2024 at 4:13 AM
christ what if I’m about to be in my Jazz Era™️
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Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them
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(Don’t Speak by No Doubt)
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
November 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
(Don’t Speak by No Doubt)
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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keep your filthy slurp society bucks I want no part of this shit
October 1, 2024 at 11:55 PM
keep your filthy slurp society bucks I want no part of this shit
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we already have "The Substance" that makes you smarter, look younger, and fill you with pure confidence: it's called an ice cold beer
September 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
we already have "The Substance" that makes you smarter, look younger, and fill you with pure confidence: it's called an ice cold beer
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UwU i am pawl atweides! i am 15 years old and my fremensona is mew’ad dib the kangawoo mouse OwO
March 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
UwU i am pawl atweides! i am 15 years old and my fremensona is mew’ad dib the kangawoo mouse OwO
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my neck,
my back,
but mainly it’s my back
my back,
but mainly it’s my back
February 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
my neck,
my back,
but mainly it’s my back
my back,
but mainly it’s my back
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