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Andy
@sandoval.bsky.social
Fitter, UA Local 393
Microblogging since ‘07
He/Him
Berkeley, California
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
you know the taco truck is good when a strand of the taquero’s hair pentratres cleanly through the tortilla. (handmade)
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Amazon dilutes the medical benefit of retail therapy.
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
traders joes must have the craziest factory
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Cozy reading nook
March 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When people say, “Everything happens for a reason,” they’re talking about the Hoobastank song.
February 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
On the news are they pronouncing it “dogue” or “dozh”?
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
nobody:

robbie williams: om a fookin monkeh
January 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Feeling happy for David Lynch as he has shed his bodily form and entered one last time into a state of infinite consciousness and bliss.
January 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
January 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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What? A ‘new year’?”
January 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Feeling gout attack my toes like the alien symbiote infecting Eddie Brock
November 30, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys.
November 29, 2024 at 5:38 AM
i’m not ready to see wicked. 🥺
November 29, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Be sure to write “John Birch Society” on the back of your hand tonight, in case you need notes.
November 28, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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the best part of being alone is listening to the same song over and over and over again
November 23, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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I have made a very rough and ready documentary starter pack.

Add to it!

go.bsky.app/EMxJ9fY
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
We did it!
Have your cake & eat it too has always been a riddle; makes more sense, or at least less nonsense, if reversed.
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I wondered if anyone had Mister dot
Bluesky dot social, and there was, and they haven't posted since mid '23. Come on, mister.
Barthes on plastic
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Somebody write JCO a letter and get her over here.
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 PM
being fake nice is still being nice
November 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
What’s the best movie you’ve watched with your mom and brothers? Mine is “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”
October 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
i hit a milestone this week
September 29, 2024 at 2:57 AM