jess (OLED Model)
@sand.codes
software engineer, semi-frequent “gamer”, actual dog, estradiol injection evangelist
https://en.pronouns.page/@sand.codes
https://en.pronouns.page/@sand.codes
oh, the CEO associates with a known fed and rapist? cool cool follow me on mastodon: @sand@jorts.horse
October 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
oh, the CEO associates with a known fed and rapist? cool cool follow me on mastodon: @sand@jorts.horse
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find me also at @sand@jorts.horse
fuck, which instance was I last on again
I am asking once again, which mastodon/activitypub instance has all the cool queer shitposters
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
find me also at @sand@jorts.horse
find me also at @sand@jorts.horse
fuck, which instance was I last on again
I am asking once again, which mastodon/activitypub instance has all the cool queer shitposters
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
find me also at @sand@jorts.horse
my main takeaway from the CEO’s crashout is that by focusing on “waffles” she has proven to fundamentally misunderstand the meme
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my main takeaway from the CEO’s crashout is that by focusing on “waffles” she has proven to fundamentally misunderstand the meme
fuck, which instance was I last on again
I am asking once again, which mastodon/activitypub instance has all the cool queer shitposters
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
fuck, which instance was I last on again
I am asking once again, which mastodon/activitypub instance has all the cool queer shitposters
October 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am asking once again, which mastodon/activitypub instance has all the cool queer shitposters
deplatforming bad actors works. me moving to an entirely self hosted atproto stack doesn’t mean shit when the biggest and most popular instance on the protocol platforms people that want me dead, because I’ll still have to interact with that instance
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
deplatforming bad actors works. me moving to an entirely self hosted atproto stack doesn’t mean shit when the biggest and most popular instance on the protocol platforms people that want me dead, because I’ll still have to interact with that instance
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The 'WAFFLES' thing is even more upsetting when you realise Jesse Singal came into a place where people didn't hate Trans people and he started yelling 'WHY DON'T YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE' like he's literally the 'WAFFLES' person in the analogy ffs
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The 'WAFFLES' thing is even more upsetting when you realise Jesse Singal came into a place where people didn't hate Trans people and he started yelling 'WHY DON'T YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE' like he's literally the 'WAFFLES' person in the analogy ffs
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CEO: we're all trying to improve this place
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
CEO: we're all trying to improve this place
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
leaned forward to grab my phone to take a selfie with my girlfriend, bumped her drink on my way back, which spilled on her. I then went to grab paper towels and lost my grip on the roll bringing them over, spilling them onto the couch
I didn’t even get to take a selfie, why am I like this lmao
I didn’t even get to take a selfie, why am I like this lmao
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
leaned forward to grab my phone to take a selfie with my girlfriend, bumped her drink on my way back, which spilled on her. I then went to grab paper towels and lost my grip on the roll bringing them over, spilling them onto the couch
I didn’t even get to take a selfie, why am I like this lmao
I didn’t even get to take a selfie, why am I like this lmao
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yeah i sleep in a magic bed that makes me feel better. it’s called a big bed with my wife
September 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
yeah i sleep in a magic bed that makes me feel better. it’s called a big bed with my wife
I am now in the waiting room on SeatGeek as of literally 11:30 when it opened please
please I am praying that I get my gf and I pit tickets for MCR in Nashville. or any tickets at all
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am now in the waiting room on SeatGeek as of literally 11:30 when it opened please
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*high pitch scream of joy*
September 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*high pitch scream of joy*
please I am praying that I get my gf and I pit tickets for MCR in Nashville. or any tickets at all
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
please I am praying that I get my gf and I pit tickets for MCR in Nashville. or any tickets at all
finally, I’ve collected them all
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
finally, I’ve collected them all
injection day! today’s kinda sucked lol, hurt a lil coming out plus blood. which sucks bc usually left thigh is good week! ah well.
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
injection day! today’s kinda sucked lol, hurt a lil coming out plus blood. which sucks bc usually left thigh is good week! ah well.
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Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss
subtly downgrade a band
twenty pilots
twenty pilots
Subtly downgrade a band
Electric Light Ensemble
Electric Light Ensemble
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
subtly downgrade a band
twenty pilots
twenty pilots
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If the tranny does not feel loved democracy and freedom will leave
Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If the tranny does not feel loved democracy and freedom will leave
definitely sick, potentially with covid, and insane clown posse permeates my apartment from outside
September 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
definitely sick, potentially with covid, and insane clown posse permeates my apartment from outside
paid DLC for a game that isn’t out yet
September 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
paid DLC for a game that isn’t out yet
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
anyway I’m listening to new twenty one pilots then I’ll go to bed. rest in piss hellsite
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
anyway I’m listening to new twenty one pilots then I’ll go to bed. rest in piss hellsite