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@samwellborn.bsky.social
The first rule of argument club is you don't talk about argument club. The second rule of argument club is "No, YOU don't talk about argument club."
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We have moved past the need for Stephen A. Smith when it comes to any kind of commentary, sports, political or otherwise.

He’s a big part of why I don’t fuck with ESPN outside of watching actual sporting events.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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lane kiffin abandoned this team and they had their hands on a pass that would have put them into the championship game, stop paying coaches so much and pay the players more
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
In August of 25, Ole Miss was starting sophomore Austin Simmons in a rebuild year with a new documentary out about how Lane Kiffin is a changed man. Football is fucking wild.
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Carson Beck takes the field

1439 - Miami enters field goal range

1776 - American Revolution begins - Miami 1st & goal

1897 - Allstate commercial
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Get Lane Kiffins doughy face the fuck off my television, ESPN
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WHY CAN'T ANYBODY PRONOUNCE "MARIOTA" CORRECTLY
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Interpolations I'm aware of- Amazon has The Nutcracker, Jeep's got 12 Days of Christmas, and honda has Winter Wonderland. Door's wide open for Tesla to take "baby it's cold outside"
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Believe you mean "Mario-TAH"
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
3d printed chicken soup for the soul, vol. 14
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cotton Hill in Skyrim saying "Nope- he ain't a Khajit- he's a Dragonborn"
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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bowhunting the limu emu
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Mahomes is crying, good stuff
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wait, you're saying he ACCIDENTALLY did that? Like, you think that's BETTER?
January 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The best song by Sublime is actually "Change" except it's actually by Blind Melon.

I will not elaborate further
January 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you're in some boiler room scam center in India, here's a hack: we're so immunized to people pretending their names are "Sam" or "Dave" or whatever that you'll earn so much more credibility if you just use your real name. Try it and let me know how it goes
January 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm not certain anyone has ever loved anything as much as @edzitron.com loves his cat, holy hell
January 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We already know the egg came first in the "chicken and egg" discussion. Let's start talking more about why athletes signed to New Balance immediately start getting injured and/or washed up
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Oh; look, I made another habit unhealthy: Chess. I stop playing out of boredom if I ever win, but will go on a rage-lose streak the second my brain decides it doesn't want to calculate. This is why we can't have nice things.
December 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Monday night out here declaring war on watchable football
December 17, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Hypothetically, if somebody films me in mid-late December eating pizza in the Notre-Dame cathedral, do I just like, win bluesky? Is it over?
December 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Stop wondering if things can get worse. We’re just moments away from Morrissey and Eric Clapton recording a Cybertruck song.
December 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Let us take some comfort in remembering that right up until the instant that they opened fire on innocent children and adults, the majority of those who conduct mass shootings were responsible gun owners
December 17, 2024 at 2:09 AM
If there is intelligent life in the universe, they are viewing the same universe that we are but probably from different angles. I guess what I'm saying is if we ever we converse with them, they might say some shit like "We're from Jerry's Genitals Nebula, or as you call it, Orion"
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I feel sorry for people who have night terrors, genuinely. I should be thankful that the worst my lucid dreams ever get is like that time I dreamed that "Eat the Rich" was written and performed by U2
December 16, 2024 at 4:35 PM