Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
Two NFL head coaches named Brian (Callahan, Daboll) were fired in-season and replaced by guys named Mike (McCoy, Kafka).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Two NFL head coaches named Brian (Callahan, Daboll) were fired in-season and replaced by guys named Mike (McCoy, Kafka).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
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Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
DID YOU KNOW: After having 3 head coaches named Brian as recently as October 12, the NFL is down to merely 1?
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
DID YOU KNOW: After having 3 head coaches named Brian as recently as October 12, the NFL is down to merely 1?
Fact: The NFL on CBS' theme song is always 300 percent more stirring when it's a cold, raw, gray Sunday in November.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fact: The NFL on CBS' theme song is always 300 percent more stirring when it's a cold, raw, gray Sunday in November.
The Hingle McCringleberry's illegal, but what about the Three Amigos salute?
three men dressed as mariachis stand in a dirt field
ALT: three men dressed as mariachis stand in a dirt field
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Hingle McCringleberry's illegal, but what about the Three Amigos salute?
On Weekend Update, Pete Davidson was facing the camera because in this instance, he wasn’t getting paid enough to look the other way.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
On Weekend Update, Pete Davidson was facing the camera because in this instance, he wasn’t getting paid enough to look the other way.
TKO likes money, right?
Tony Khan oughta offer Mark Shapiro $500M or more for the trademark rights to WrestleMania.
Tony Khan oughta offer Mark Shapiro $500M or more for the trademark rights to WrestleMania.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
TKO likes money, right?
Tony Khan oughta offer Mark Shapiro $500M or more for the trademark rights to WrestleMania.
Tony Khan oughta offer Mark Shapiro $500M or more for the trademark rights to WrestleMania.
What would be the most inappropriate movie to have its characters appear in the Regal pre-film roller coaster scene? My money’s on Human Centipede.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What would be the most inappropriate movie to have its characters appear in the Regal pre-film roller coaster scene? My money’s on Human Centipede.
Stand There Silently and Look Good in a Swank-Ass Suit Hall of Fame:
* 1986 Big Bubba Rogers
* 2004 Batista
* 2025 Shelton Benjamin
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
* 1986 Big Bubba Rogers
* 2004 Batista
* 2025 Shelton Benjamin
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Stand There Silently and Look Good in a Swank-Ass Suit Hall of Fame:
* 1986 Big Bubba Rogers
* 2004 Batista
* 2025 Shelton Benjamin
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
* 1986 Big Bubba Rogers
* 2004 Batista
* 2025 Shelton Benjamin
#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
One jillion points to Ricochet for lumping Houston fans in with Dallas fans. Bang on trash cans to tip pitches, and you deserve to be lumped in with the Cowboys. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One jillion points to Ricochet for lumping Houston fans in with Dallas fans. Bang on trash cans to tip pitches, and you deserve to be lumped in with the Cowboys. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
BREAKING: AEW fan elected mayor of WWE's home base.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
BREAKING: AEW fan elected mayor of WWE's home base.
A year later, if you’re still on Twitter, I think I’m allowed to judge you.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A year later, if you’re still on Twitter, I think I’m allowed to judge you.
Tony Khan should throw a party for Cam Little.
A Super Kick Party.
A Super Kick Party.
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tony Khan should throw a party for Cam Little.
A Super Kick Party.
A Super Kick Party.
An all-NFC game on CBS is nice, but let's hear Kevin Harlan promote 60 Minutes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
An all-NFC game on CBS is nice, but let's hear Kevin Harlan promote 60 Minutes.
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If Marcedes Lewis plays for the Broncos today, the only four NFL franchises (Bengals, Bills, Broncos, Steelers) that had never used a 40+ year-old player before this season all will have in 2025 (Flacco, Prater, Lewis, Rodgers).
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If Marcedes Lewis plays for the Broncos today, the only four NFL franchises (Bengals, Bills, Broncos, Steelers) that had never used a 40+ year-old player before this season all will have in 2025 (Flacco, Prater, Lewis, Rodgers).
Dolphins celebrating Mischief Night by putting their performance on your doorstep and setting it on fire.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dolphins celebrating Mischief Night by putting their performance on your doorstep and setting it on fire.
Has Schiavone been Hangman this entire time? Did Hangman make the "butts in seats" comment in 1999? Did Schiavone befriend The Dark Order?
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Has Schiavone been Hangman this entire time? Did Hangman make the "butts in seats" comment in 1999? Did Schiavone befriend The Dark Order?
The Don Callis Family should have a video in the vein of the Super Bowl Shuffle, where they all rap about their hopes and intents. #aewdynamite
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Don Callis Family should have a video in the vein of the Super Bowl Shuffle, where they all rap about their hopes and intents. #aewdynamite
“Juggalo Championship Wrestling hires Vince Russo” is a headline that would pop up on Extreme Warfare Revenge in 2004, and you’d think, “Wow, this game *is* realistic.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Juggalo Championship Wrestling hires Vince Russo” is a headline that would pop up on Extreme Warfare Revenge in 2004, and you’d think, “Wow, this game *is* realistic.”
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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.
Fuckin yikes, man
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
Does Brian Kelly get custody of the accent, at least?
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Does Brian Kelly get custody of the accent, at least?
"James Brown promotes The Running Man while Disturbed plays in the background." I hope it was written that way on the NFL Today format.
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"James Brown promotes The Running Man while Disturbed plays in the background." I hope it was written that way on the NFL Today format.
Isaiah Rodgers lost 3000 feet on an INT return.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Isaiah Rodgers lost 3000 feet on an INT return.
Why does the Paragon wordmark look like the Reggie Bar logo? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why does the Paragon wordmark look like the Reggie Bar logo? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky