Swanson Ritner
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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Bears and Rams employing everything in their arsenal to continue pre-empting Tracy Morgan's new show.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Bears and Rams employing everything in their arsenal to continue pre-empting Tracy Morgan's new show.
Alright, the "break out the leaf blowers to uncover the field lines" portion of a snow game.
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Alright, the "break out the leaf blowers to uncover the field lines" portion of a snow game.
NBC's so used to Ben Johnson not kicking field goals that they had no idea how to film it when he did.
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
NBC's so used to Ben Johnson not kicking field goals that they had no idea how to film it when he did.
Stroud didn't throw a pick on that drive. Which is like getting, "Your child didn't shove any crayons up his nose this semester" on your report card.
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Stroud didn't throw a pick on that drive. Which is like getting, "Your child didn't shove any crayons up his nose this semester" on your report card.
Shame Bill O'Brien's no longer in Houston. He would've traded these picks away.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Shame Bill O'Brien's no longer in Houston. He would've traded these picks away.
Like an inexperienced smuggler, Maye couldn't fit that into his Boutte.
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Like an inexperienced smuggler, Maye couldn't fit that into his Boutte.
What's great about the current playoff picture is that (aside from the Stidham mystery) there are no more low-hanging tabloid angles.
Chiefs 3peat, Travis & Taylor, Tush Pushes, Josh Allen hope, all things Cowboys, all things Rodgers - all gone.
Now the networks actually have to cover football.
Chiefs 3peat, Travis & Taylor, Tush Pushes, Josh Allen hope, all things Cowboys, all things Rodgers - all gone.
Now the networks actually have to cover football.
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
What's great about the current playoff picture is that (aside from the Stidham mystery) there are no more low-hanging tabloid angles.
Chiefs 3peat, Travis & Taylor, Tush Pushes, Josh Allen hope, all things Cowboys, all things Rodgers - all gone.
Now the networks actually have to cover football.
Chiefs 3peat, Travis & Taylor, Tush Pushes, Josh Allen hope, all things Cowboys, all things Rodgers - all gone.
Now the networks actually have to cover football.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman calling a Sunday afternoon game. This now qualifies as "just like the old days."
January 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman calling a Sunday afternoon game. This now qualifies as "just like the old days."
Mac Jones vs Drew Lock doubles as a soft preview of a possible Patriots/Broncos AFC title game next week.
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Mac Jones vs Drew Lock doubles as a soft preview of a possible Patriots/Broncos AFC title game next week.
You’re not a real Shanahan until you run the wheels off of a generational RB for no good reason.
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You’re not a real Shanahan until you run the wheels off of a generational RB for no good reason.
Primo Mad Season cut from FOX
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Primo Mad Season cut from FOX
Nick Foles and Jeff Hostetler might wanna grace Jarrett Stidham with some pep-talk phone calls this week.
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Nick Foles and Jeff Hostetler might wanna grace Jarrett Stidham with some pep-talk phone calls this week.
Now that the Bills are eliminated:
The Eagles should submit a proposal to ban the Tush Push. Sean McDermott says it's a dangerous play, and you see the toll it's taking on Josh Allen physically.
He went eight straight playoff games without a turnover, and tonight? Oof. Clear correlation.
The Eagles should submit a proposal to ban the Tush Push. Sean McDermott says it's a dangerous play, and you see the toll it's taking on Josh Allen physically.
He went eight straight playoff games without a turnover, and tonight? Oof. Clear correlation.
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Now that the Bills are eliminated:
The Eagles should submit a proposal to ban the Tush Push. Sean McDermott says it's a dangerous play, and you see the toll it's taking on Josh Allen physically.
He went eight straight playoff games without a turnover, and tonight? Oof. Clear correlation.
The Eagles should submit a proposal to ban the Tush Push. Sean McDermott says it's a dangerous play, and you see the toll it's taking on Josh Allen physically.
He went eight straight playoff games without a turnover, and tonight? Oof. Clear correlation.
Brandin Cooks is a starting wideout on the Latavis Murray All-Stars, consisting of guys who inexplicably went on to have decade-plus careers as regular contributors.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Brandin Cooks is a starting wideout on the Latavis Murray All-Stars, consisting of guys who inexplicably went on to have decade-plus careers as regular contributors.
Nate Burleson quotes The Dark Knight, insensitive to the fact that Bill Cowher (standing right there next to him) was killed in the sequel.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Nate Burleson quotes The Dark Knight, insensitive to the fact that Bill Cowher (standing right there next to him) was killed in the sequel.
Any other spicy topic gets vulturously upvoted to the top of the front page of Squared Circle.
Anything pertaining to WWE’s ties to 47? Not so much.
Maybe it’s out of fatigue/disgust, but I figure there’s an element of, “Stop reminding me I support scumbags with my time/money“ to the downvotes.
Anything pertaining to WWE’s ties to 47? Not so much.
Maybe it’s out of fatigue/disgust, but I figure there’s an element of, “Stop reminding me I support scumbags with my time/money“ to the downvotes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Any other spicy topic gets vulturously upvoted to the top of the front page of Squared Circle.
Anything pertaining to WWE’s ties to 47? Not so much.
Maybe it’s out of fatigue/disgust, but I figure there’s an element of, “Stop reminding me I support scumbags with my time/money“ to the downvotes.
Anything pertaining to WWE’s ties to 47? Not so much.
Maybe it’s out of fatigue/disgust, but I figure there’s an element of, “Stop reminding me I support scumbags with my time/money“ to the downvotes.
I didn’t watch Impact, but it sure sounds like ”number two promotion” is in reference to its everlasting shittiness.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I didn’t watch Impact, but it sure sounds like ”number two promotion” is in reference to its everlasting shittiness.
You know how Hercules and Paul Roma were Power and Glory?
Mark Davis and Jake Doyle are Power and Also Power. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Mark Davis and Jake Doyle are Power and Also Power. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
You know how Hercules and Paul Roma were Power and Glory?
Mark Davis and Jake Doyle are Power and Also Power. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Mark Davis and Jake Doyle are Power and Also Power. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
The company that WWE spent years consciously needling and fucking with, but now wants you to believe is the number two promotion (because it benefits them) has lost Josh Alexander, Mike Bailey, Ace Austin, Jake Something, and The Rascalz to AEW in the past year. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The company that WWE spent years consciously needling and fucking with, but now wants you to believe is the number two promotion (because it benefits them) has lost Josh Alexander, Mike Bailey, Ace Austin, Jake Something, and The Rascalz to AEW in the past year. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
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Mike Tomlin‘s stepping down. Maybe the Steelers can ask Russ Grimm if he still wants the job.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mike Tomlin‘s stepping down. Maybe the Steelers can ask Russ Grimm if he still wants the job.
If this is Aaron Rodgers’ last game, his career ended the way we all thought it would.
With as many rings as Kenny Pickett.
With as many rings as Kenny Pickett.
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If this is Aaron Rodgers’ last game, his career ended the way we all thought it would.
With as many rings as Kenny Pickett.
With as many rings as Kenny Pickett.
Let's be honest: Aaron Rodgers actually sacked Will Anderson.
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's be honest: Aaron Rodgers actually sacked Will Anderson.
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"who is Jewish"
Conservative media are promoting a GiveSendGo fundraiser for the ICE agent who killed Renee Good. The page includes the following statement from the organizer: "But this didn't happen in a vacuum—it's the direct result of anti-American traitors like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (who is Jewish)"
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"who is Jewish"
Hearing that Packers executives are submitting a proposal this offseason to ban fourth-quarter comebacks, since they don't know how to stop them.
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Hearing that Packers executives are submitting a proposal this offseason to ban fourth-quarter comebacks, since they don't know how to stop them.