Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
"Okay, dial 9, and then 1, and when he hits the table, hit 1 again." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Okay, dial 9, and then 1, and when he hits the table, hit 1 again." #aewbloodandguts
Garcia being choked by the chain #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Garcia being choked by the chain #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
"New York's hottest new club is AEW Blood & Guts. Booked by a Jags executive on a 72-hour Jolt bender, it's got a bleeding girl with pigtails. A table covered in indy belts. A gangsta puppet. A Rosie the River/Joker hybrid creature. A turnbuckle pad ripping contest. Eddie Kingston." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"New York's hottest new club is AEW Blood & Guts. Booked by a Jags executive on a 72-hour Jolt bender, it's got a bleeding girl with pigtails. A table covered in indy belts. A gangsta puppet. A Rosie the River/Joker hybrid creature. A turnbuckle pad ripping contest. Eddie Kingston." #aewbloodandguts
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
Isaiah Rodgers lost 3000 feet on an INT return.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Isaiah Rodgers lost 3000 feet on an INT return.
Why does the Paragon wordmark look like the Reggie Bar logo? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why does the Paragon wordmark look like the Reggie Bar logo? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Mercedes Mone with the full late-90s WCW experience: wrestling on Turner, 10+ belts like Ultimo Dragon, arguing with a puppet like Rick Steiner #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mercedes Mone with the full late-90s WCW experience: wrestling on Turner, 10+ belts like Ultimo Dragon, arguing with a puppet like Rick Steiner #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”
The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.
October 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.
As gambling debts mount, Nick Jackson procured the glasses to help him hide from prospective creditors. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As gambling debts mount, Nick Jackson procured the glasses to help him hide from prospective creditors. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
October 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'll never forget the anticipation I had 6 years ago. Wrestling on Turner again. A true alternative to stale, condescending WWE. A sense that the business was going to change and evolve. Comfortably retro, yet at once boldly refreshing.
I've not missed a Dynamite since. Extremely grateful for AEW.
I've not missed a Dynamite since. Extremely grateful for AEW.
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'll never forget the anticipation I had 6 years ago. Wrestling on Turner again. A true alternative to stale, condescending WWE. A sense that the business was going to change and evolve. Comfortably retro, yet at once boldly refreshing.
I've not missed a Dynamite since. Extremely grateful for AEW.
I've not missed a Dynamite since. Extremely grateful for AEW.
According to the National Hurricane Center, there's a purple sea monster threatening to eat Cuba.
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
According to the National Hurricane Center, there's a purple sea monster threatening to eat Cuba.
OG remains the gold standard. Subtle and sleek.
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
OG remains the gold standard. Subtle and sleek.
“Not a disaster” says this PR agent masquerading as an honest reviewer.
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Not a disaster” says this PR agent masquerading as an honest reviewer.
I had no idea the CEO of Live Nation was a fusion of Kenny Omega and Ian Rapoport.
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I had no idea the CEO of Live Nation was a fusion of Kenny Omega and Ian Rapoport.
"Kyle Fletcher has defeated Hologram!" #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
September 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Kyle Fletcher has defeated Hologram!" #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Ralphie never stopped wearing pink #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ralphie never stopped wearing pink #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
