Swanson Ritner
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Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Darby's gonna be so happy when he regains consciousness #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Darby's gonna be so happy when he regains consciousness #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
"Okay, dial 9, and then 1, and when he hits the table, hit 1 again." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"Okay, dial 9, and then 1, and when he hits the table, hit 1 again." #aewbloodandguts
We laughed when Mark Briscoe went fishing and told us he was gonna catch four chairs. But we're not laughing now. #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We laughed when Mark Briscoe went fishing and told us he was gonna catch four chairs. But we're not laughing now. #aewbloodandguts
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Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
It's been longer than 2 minutes since the last entry. Tony's vigorously shaking out the Mickey Mouse watch as we speak. #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's been longer than 2 minutes since the last entry. Tony's vigorously shaking out the Mickey Mouse watch as we speak. #aewbloodandguts
Though Claudio told Roxanne otherwise regarding his entrance, she *still* put on the red light #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Though Claudio told Roxanne otherwise regarding his entrance, she *still* put on the red light #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Garcia being choked by the chain #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Garcia being choked by the chain #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Garcia's stealing Mox's Dean Ambrose "all you people smell bad and I'm not inoculated" gimmick #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Garcia's stealing Mox's Dean Ambrose "all you people smell bad and I'm not inoculated" gimmick #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
The Death Riders played eenie-meanie-miny-mo to determine who entered first. More accurately, they played "eenie-meanie-miny-Yuta get your miserable ass out there" #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Death Riders played eenie-meanie-miny-mo to determine who entered first. More accurately, they played "eenie-meanie-miny-Yuta get your miserable ass out there" #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Steamboat's getting back into fighting shape. Winners of men's Blood and Guts get he and the rest of Sting's Squadron at Worlds End. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Steamboat's getting back into fighting shape. Winners of men's Blood and Guts get he and the rest of Sting's Squadron at Worlds End. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat will still be suave, handsome, and cool when he's 107. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat will still be suave, handsome, and cool when he's 107. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
"New York's hottest new club is AEW Blood & Guts. Booked by a Jags executive on a 72-hour Jolt bender, it's got a bleeding girl with pigtails. A table covered in indy belts. A gangsta puppet. A Rosie the River/Joker hybrid creature. A turnbuckle pad ripping contest. Eddie Kingston." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"New York's hottest new club is AEW Blood & Guts. Booked by a Jags executive on a 72-hour Jolt bender, it's got a bleeding girl with pigtails. A table covered in indy belts. A gangsta puppet. A Rosie the River/Joker hybrid creature. A turnbuckle pad ripping contest. Eddie Kingston." #aewbloodandguts
"AEW Dynamite is sponsored by Progressive. Progressive: "We're Hiring!"
So yeah, all's not lost for Miranda and Nixon. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
So yeah, all's not lost for Miranda and Nixon. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"AEW Dynamite is sponsored by Progressive. Progressive: "We're Hiring!"
So yeah, all's not lost for Miranda and Nixon. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
So yeah, all's not lost for Miranda and Nixon. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
They talk about WWE not knowing what they had in Toni Storm.
Add Marina Shafir to that list. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Add Marina Shafir to that list. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They talk about WWE not knowing what they had in Toni Storm.
Add Marina Shafir to that list. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Add Marina Shafir to that list. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Logistical question: If Mike Posey surrenders, who wins? #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Logistical question: If Mike Posey surrenders, who wins? #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
I always knew that, sooner or later, I'd turn on wrestling and see Toni Storm giving somebody a pearl necklace. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I always knew that, sooner or later, I'd turn on wrestling and see Toni Storm giving somebody a pearl necklace. #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
Why does Bryce Remsburg have a chain/padlock around his neck? Is he the Doctor of Reffanomics? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why does Bryce Remsburg have a chain/padlock around his neck? Is he the Doctor of Reffanomics? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
My fondest Blood and Guts wish for the men's match:
Moxley and Darby start. As they stare each other down, before the bell even rings, whoever the referee is just sighs and dutifully puts their gloves on.
#aewdynamite #bloodandguts #wrestlesky
Moxley and Darby start. As they stare each other down, before the bell even rings, whoever the referee is just sighs and dutifully puts their gloves on.
#aewdynamite #bloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My fondest Blood and Guts wish for the men's match:
Moxley and Darby start. As they stare each other down, before the bell even rings, whoever the referee is just sighs and dutifully puts their gloves on.
#aewdynamite #bloodandguts #wrestlesky
Moxley and Darby start. As they stare each other down, before the bell even rings, whoever the referee is just sighs and dutifully puts their gloves on.
#aewdynamite #bloodandguts #wrestlesky
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
Two NFL head coaches named Brian (Callahan, Daboll) were fired in-season and replaced by guys named Mike (McCoy, Kafka).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Two NFL head coaches named Brian (Callahan, Daboll) were fired in-season and replaced by guys named Mike (McCoy, Kafka).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
There's one remaining HC named Brian (Schottenheimer), and he happened to replace a guy named Mike (McCarthy).
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Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
DID YOU KNOW: After having 3 head coaches named Brian as recently as October 12, the NFL is down to merely 1?
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
DID YOU KNOW: After having 3 head coaches named Brian as recently as October 12, the NFL is down to merely 1?
Fact: The NFL on CBS' theme song is always 300 percent more stirring when it's a cold, raw, gray Sunday in November.
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fact: The NFL on CBS' theme song is always 300 percent more stirring when it's a cold, raw, gray Sunday in November.
The Hingle McCringleberry's illegal, but what about the Three Amigos salute?
three men dressed as mariachis stand in a dirt field
ALT: three men dressed as mariachis stand in a dirt field
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November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Hingle McCringleberry's illegal, but what about the Three Amigos salute?
On Weekend Update, Pete Davidson was facing the camera because in this instance, he wasn’t getting paid enough to look the other way.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
On Weekend Update, Pete Davidson was facing the camera because in this instance, he wasn’t getting paid enough to look the other way.