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he/him. sports enjoyer. feeder of birds. bad at video games, bad at sleeping. can cook, will read, must watch. hummingbirds fly backwards.
@edzitron.com what happens first, AGI or Raiders Super Bowl?
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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from our discord's discussion of the flying snake episode from last week
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Since Pierre Poilievre is making the rounds on social media, I figure today is a good time as any to introduce you to who this man is and why he's going to be Prime Minister.

Many of you who follow me are not Canadian so you can use this as a primer for understanding him.
January 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In the last two games Elijah Moore has 4 carries for -21 yards
October 1, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Follow my guy Pierre Camus if you like football. You’ll have to forgive him for his Dolphins fandom though.
bsky.app
October 1, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Bill Bailey - Gun Club
September 27, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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my solemn pledge to you is that I will do nothing useful with my account whatsoever no matter how many followers I get, except to convince EVEN MORE people to read Discworld
September 27, 2023 at 2:04 AM
For the first ~20 years of Feinstein’s life, bananas tasted completely different. The closest modern equivalent I’m aware of is banana runts or banana laffy taffy.
September 21, 2023 at 5:12 AM
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Feinstein was 18 in 1951 when the titular classic Bedtime for Bonzo was released. ironically this is the same thing i'd say to her if i had the honor of putting her out to pasture where she belongs
September 21, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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turns out, she's also older than actual carbon dating 🥲
September 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
When Feinstein was born, Merriam-Webster had yet to publish their second edition of The New International Dictionary. When they did, in 1934, the words “racism” and “racist” did not yet make the cut as they were so rarely used to describe what at the time was known as “race hatred” or “racialism”.
when diane feinstein was born in san francisco, al capone had just recently been moved to alcatraz in the same city
When she was born, Van Gogh (had he been alive) would have been 10 years younger than Feinstein is today. Nikola Tesla *was* still alive. As were Bonnie and Clyde, who were on the run & headline news. So was John Dillinger.

The first drive-in movie theater had just opened. It played “Wife Beware”.
September 21, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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when diane feinstein was born in san francisco, al capone had just recently been moved to alcatraz in the same city
When she was born, Van Gogh (had he been alive) would have been 10 years younger than Feinstein is today. Nikola Tesla *was* still alive. As were Bonnie and Clyde, who were on the run & headline news. So was John Dillinger.

The first drive-in movie theater had just opened. It played “Wife Beware”.
September 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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September 21, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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the new season of Great British Bake Off starts airing on the 29th and i can't wait to treat this with the kind of competitive passion and intensity usually only displayed by Philly sports fans
September 21, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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"tits or ass" Bro, the way she's an enormous space turtle with elephants on her back, carrying a whole world.
September 14, 2023 at 8:43 AM
I am absolutely flummoxed by the idea that one would have to drive an hour from anywhere in Virginia to find good Chinese food.
September 14, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Aaron Rodgers watching what the Dallas D did to Danny Dimes, looking at his o-line, and the schedule next week: “ouchie, my ankle”
September 12, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Have you seen the Massive Attack video for Paradise Circus where they Interview Georgina Spelvin interspersed with scenes from the movie? She’s so fucking cool.

Video is explicit, in case that matters. Also features the singer from Mazzy Star singing.
Paradise Circus
Massive Attack – Paradise Circus (featuring Hope Sandoval & Georgina Spelvin)! What a wonderful song and video this is , but pls note that it contains hard core nudity!
thecuriousbrain.com
September 9, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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I submit The Devil in Miss Jones
September 9, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Kadarius Toney might be bad, actually.
September 8, 2023 at 3:45 AM
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my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
September 1, 2023 at 3:13 AM
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven’t found a use for
September 7, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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the cop city fight is one of the most important challenges to the supremacy of the security state in living memory, and the fact that they are going after it with this much repressive force shows that they know this
Georgia has filed RICO charges against 61 Stop Cop City activists, marking the state's latest escalation of an authoritarian crackdown on the movement. Organizers say the charges send the message that "any dissent to Cop City will be punished with the full power and violence of the government."
Cop City Protesters Hit With RICO Charges in Latest Act of Political Repression
The RICO charges levied against Stop Cop City protesters can result in a fine or a five to 20 year prison sentence in Georgia.
theappeal.org
September 5, 2023 at 8:05 PM