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Burnt Brown Crunchy Bits
@samvimesboots.bsky.social
110 followers 520 following 360 posts
he/him. sports enjoyer. feeder of birds. bad at video games, bad at sleeping. can cook, will read, must watch. hummingbirds fly backwards.
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November 9, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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July 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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And yet still
Tweet from Kyle Dvorchak showing that Zeke has a better rush yards over expectation as compared to Rhamondre Stevenson at .69 (nice) compared to -.51 for Rhamondre
October 6, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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Bill Bailey - Gun Club
Picture of an older boombox with a caption that reads “It’s 1987 and you just bought this. What’s the first song you play?”
September 27, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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repost with a pic you have saved that you haven’t found a use for
Three impossibly shaped Weiner dogs each holding a different impossible object
September 7, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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I used to regularly deal with tourists who injured themselves going for a jog on the rockland breakwater out to the lighthouse. It looks like this:
A rough-hewn rock pathway juts out over the ocean. A couple small clouds are brushed across an otherwise clear blue sky, and you can see land on the horizon out past the water. Irregular gaps between the large stone blocks are more than wide enough for an over-enthusiastic tourist to break an ankle in. This does not stop them. A floating dock sticks out from the right of the breakwater out in the distance, and they are joined by a metal gangway.
September 5, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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Making a hat
A white beanie in the process of being made into Bepo from One Piece. His face is on the bottom half, and the ears are roughly cut but unfinished, lined up approximately where they will be attached.
August 26, 2023 at 4:00 AM
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Jason Aldean: “Try that in a small town.” William Sherman: “I did, you surrendered.”
July 29, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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Silverware is soft, football is back
Great quote from Mack Hollins: “I don’t like soft people. I don’t even like people who eat with utensils. Eat with your hands, that’s what they’re there for.”
July 28, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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Confederate flag with the caption, “pride flag, if you’re proud of being a fucking loser” Picture of Jason Aldean, with a caption that reads “try that in a small town,” (the name of one of his songs). This is followed by a picture of William Sherman with the caption “I did, you surrendered”
July 27, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet showing the top five QBs ranked by highest passer rating on 20+ yard throw attempts. They are, in order from fifth to first, Jalen Hurts, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Daniel Jones and, at number one, Tua Tagovailoa.
July 19, 2023 at 1:11 AM
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Picture of two men in red raincoats, one older with a sweet hat, helping an albatross spread its wings. The albatross looks proud. The caption reads “the albatross is the largest bird that can go years without landing. They flap their wings goes flap flap flap they are the bird”
July 18, 2023 at 5:23 AM
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Drawing of Rincewind the wizzard from the Discworld novels, with a quote that says “luck is my middle name. Mind you my first name is Bad.” Quote is attributed to Micah after his round one drawing in the shitposters poll.
July 18, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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July 14, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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Starmer voice: We’ve all seen the bug, but I challenge you all to go further, and fix the bug
July 14, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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This little bowling pin is a rockhopper
Baby rockhopper penguin with little wings extended out to the side balances on very large feet, looking at the camera
July 12, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Immortan Moe
July 9, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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July 9, 2023 at 2:45 AM
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@cdcarter13.bsky.social
July 8, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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Show me your Lock Screen
July 7, 2023 at 3:37 AM
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Truly
July 6, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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Me, reading as many skeets as I want
July 2, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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Smiling survivor reaction meme. Horrified woman on the left, “Bluesky folks nostalgic for the good old days of Twitter”. Shocked woman on the right, “People still stuck on Twitter.” Smiling man in the back, “me”
July 2, 2023 at 2:54 AM