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The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
Me anytime the benches clear
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me anytime the benches clear
It’s clear that the Mariners are haunting the Blue Jays like some kind of TOOTBLAN poltergeist
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s clear that the Mariners are haunting the Blue Jays like some kind of TOOTBLAN poltergeist
For any Mariner fans left wondering why this morning, here’s a much-needed postmortem.
Here's my recap of Game 7, or at least, my recap of 15 seconds of Game 7. It can give out from under you at any moment.
ALCS Game 7 Recap: When the Rope Gave Way | Baseball Prospectus
Sometimes, seasons just die.
www.baseballprospectus.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
For any Mariner fans left wondering why this morning, here’s a much-needed postmortem.
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Good morning Mariners fam
It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Good morning Mariners fam
It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
Thinking about Game 7
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Thinking about Game 7
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My recap of Game 5: What should have been a funeral suddenly turned into something very different, and very wild. On a narrative reversed, and a season saved:
ALCS Game 5: The Crowd Goes Wild | Baseball Prospectus
Momentum exists, but only in the path of a long fly ball.
www.baseballprospectus.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My recap of Game 5: What should have been a funeral suddenly turned into something very different, and very wild. On a narrative reversed, and a season saved:
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thinking about Mariner baseball again.
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thinking about Mariner baseball again.
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Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!
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Thinking about Mariner baseball
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thinking about Mariner baseball
Thinking about Mariner baseball
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thinking about Mariner baseball
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They should have let Humpy take the lead, and then ten feet from the finish line, shot him with a harpoon gun
The Mariners let Humpy win again, an egregious and insulting indulgence that almost certainly directly led to yesterday’s loss. Only ritualistically sacrificing him can balance the humors and guarantee a victory this evening.
Humpy must die.
Humpy must die.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They should have let Humpy take the lead, and then ten feet from the finish line, shot him with a harpoon gun
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I've updated the post to include this previously unseen image of Bryce Miller pregame, looming over the Rogers Centre skyline like a cowboy kaiju, a Light Bat Exclusive.
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I've updated the post to include this previously unseen image of Bryce Miller pregame, looming over the Rogers Centre skyline like a cowboy kaiju, a Light Bat Exclusive.
The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?
I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.
Dr. Bazardo
Mr. Bazardo
Eduard(o)
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dr. Bazardo
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Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.
Mr. Bazardo
Eduard(o)
Eduard(o) Bazardo
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Mr. Bazardo
Leadoff Leo!
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Leadoff Leo!
Mariners love to play 18 inning games. Can’t get enough of it!
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Mariners love to play 18 inning games. Can’t get enough of it!
Eduard(o)
Eduard(o) Bazardo
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eduard(o)