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Me anytime the benches clear
Aaron Goldsmith announcing that the bullpens have joined the scrum.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Little did we know…
The Light Bat DAN'S MANLY BUNTS MANAGER BELIEVES IT COULD REVERSE CRISIS IN MASCULINITY
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Thinking about Game 7
Freddy Garcia thinking about Mariners (distressed)
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Dave Sims wearing a shirt that says, “YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME DOUBTING THE SEATTLE MARINERS”
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Thinking about Mariner baseball again.
Carlos Guillen, once again confronted with an imminent Seattle Mariner baseball game.
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Thinking about Mariner baseball
Carlos Guillen thinking about the implications of Seattle Mariner baseball (distressed)
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
14.5 In the middle of the 15th inning, having already performed the second seventh-inning stretch, they re-run the salmon race. There's always one mascot that never wins. They let him win. It's like the opposite of sacrifice, a redemption without sin. More than that: It was a rejection of the chaos of baseball, a declaration that things can be scripted, that they can work out. They worked out. It was not because of Humpy, but you can believe it was if you want. Art lets you write the stories you want.
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.
"I do not care if the Seattle Mariners win or lose today. I just want to experience it without guardrails on my heart. And I want to share that with others. " Nathan Bishop 10/10/25: Alive THELIGHTBAT.SUBSTACK.COM
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Yes
Emerson Hancock. Looming.
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Game 5 Extras babyyyy
Nicole Kidman with a Mariner hat, thinking that somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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@megrowler.fangraphs.com @nathanhb.bsky.social you heard it here first!
Load-Bearing Leo Rivas feat. Meg Rowley The Blight Bat, The Light Bat Podcast
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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A Hereford cow wearing a Mariner hat contemplating whether or not to walk into the ocean. Goms
October 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The arm angle change is super interesting!
September 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Former Seattle Mariner, Rubén Sierra, triumphantly wearing a multi-colored leather jacket (it is cool as hell)
September 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Some guys I remember: 3x3 grid of the following Guys Mark Bellhorn Fernando Viña Garret Anderson Jason Schmidt Lance Johnson Danny Graves Hank Blalock Andrés Galarraga Ted Lilly
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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A tweet from the account “courtesy fave on death threat (@boring_as_heck)” reads: “Every 2 or 3 weeks, a tech guy accidentally invents the concept of the” followed by an image of the old MLB “Rolaids Relief Man Award” logo.
August 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social Dinger must restore order to the AL West
Colorado Rockies mascot “Dinger” photoshopped as Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, standing beside George Lucas who is wearing a Mariners cap. Both have their arms raised willing The Force to guide the Rockies to a victory over the Houston Astros.
August 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Elaine: Did you get that link I sent you? Jerry: I can’t watch a TikTok
August 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Seattle Mariner, Fernando Rodney answering The Call
August 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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A reminder that Cliff Lee completed 8.0 IP in 9 of his 13 starts as a Seattle Mariner
Cliff Lee’s game log as a 2010 Seattle Mariner
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Hate to see it
The Texas Rangers have a record of 8-30 versus the Mariners on the road since 2021
August 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Becoming Mariber
Josh Naylor looking like he just got traded to the Seattle Mariners
July 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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It actually rocks when your team’s player makes the ASG.
Jose Lopez being introduced at the 2006 MLB All-Star Game.
July 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Go Mets!
Mike Piazza, a New York Met who is not afraid to die anymore
July 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM