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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Irish Times front page lead story: Catherine Connolly's opinions on various things. Must be a slow news day then.
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I watched The Silence of the Lambs last night, so obviously I have to watch Hannibal tonight.
August 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Going to Kerry tomorrow, so I'd better watch the football.
July 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and woke up in 1973. Life on Mars is such a hoot.
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'd forgotten just how good Life on Mars is.
July 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Ignore the unswept floor - it will be done shortly
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Paul Weller has a new album out. All cover versions. Good so far.
July 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Never trust a man who wears a baseball cap the wrong way around.
July 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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'I'll do my cleaning jobs on Saturday after the weather's broken, it'll be more pleasant', I told myself.
SMASH CUT to me cleaning the house in weather best described as 'warm grey soup'
July 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tonight's movie is John Carpenter's The Fog. The last time I saw it was in a cinema when it was released in 1980.
July 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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ME: what are you doing

TOM PETTY: falling

ME: did u have to pay for it

TOM PETTY: no
July 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tonight's viewing is Vanishing Point. They don't make them like that anymore.
July 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tonight's viewing is Vanishing Point. One of the great car chase movies.
July 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
youtu.be/TxdRm3XQZBY?...
Neil Young's encore from Thursday night.
Rockin’ in the Free World - Neil Young and The Chrome Hearts - Dublin
YouTube video by Chris O'Sullivan
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Neil Young's encore, Malahide Castle, Thursday night.
youtu.be/TxdRm3XQZBY?...
Rockin’ in the Free World - Neil Young and The Chrome Hearts - Dublin
YouTube video by Chris O'Sullivan
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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do you think scammers have a sign in their office that says GONE PHISHIN' ?
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I love this trend so bad 🥹
June 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@elaineedwards
You might like this.
youtu.be/YlvmTp6-SwU?...
BEAUTIFUL NOISE (2014) Shoegaze Documentary
YouTube video by Hanze Lorenz
youtu.be
May 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Does RTE's Paschal Sheehy ever get a day off?
May 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Aquarium guide: Yes, they are small but they're called pocket sharks because of the fluid filled pockets near their gills.

Me: *shark snout peeking out of hidden water filled pocket* Oh right, I knew that.

AG: Please put it back.
January 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@missusvee
Happy birthday to Wreckless Eric. Here’s a priceless clip of Whole Wide World - with Ian Dury on drums - filmed in 1977 for Granada TV’s What’s On
youtu.be/4ipbQzCD5sA?...
Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric (1977)
YouTube video by Paul Lockhart
youtu.be
May 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Been trying that Daily Mix thing on Spotify. It's thrown up Seagull by Ride. I've never listened to Ride, but it has same stolen Taxman baseline as Start by The Jam. And I'm wondering if it's just a fluke, or is it really that clever?
May 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kerry looking well on RTE1 now.
May 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM