I wanna thank whoever cornered the market on awful shirts that say something about how a person is FLUENT IN SARCASM or whatever the fuck. I love knowing when I should avoid a conversation with someone like the plague.
September 22, 2023 at 12:45 PM
I wanna thank whoever cornered the market on awful shirts that say something about how a person is FLUENT IN SARCASM or whatever the fuck. I love knowing when I should avoid a conversation with someone like the plague.
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An excerpt from a 2000 interview with the executive producer of the cancelled Austin Powers kart racing game.
September 20, 2023 at 7:58 AM
An excerpt from a 2000 interview with the executive producer of the cancelled Austin Powers kart racing game.
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i dont know if you guys know this but if you apply heat to a certain kind of plant and then inhale the hot air it produces you can gain access to a most peculiar sensation
September 19, 2023 at 4:26 AM
i dont know if you guys know this but if you apply heat to a certain kind of plant and then inhale the hot air it produces you can gain access to a most peculiar sensation
I made the mistake of interacting with someone's post on Reddit a couple weeks back and I'm still thinking about how unpleasant and pedantic almost every single person there is. A true hellhole.
September 19, 2023 at 12:14 PM
I made the mistake of interacting with someone's post on Reddit a couple weeks back and I'm still thinking about how unpleasant and pedantic almost every single person there is. A true hellhole.
Sometimes when I come home on garbage day and see that the neighbors haven't brought in my can yet along with theirs I'll rush inside and not come out until they get home and do it and that's the kind of secret shame only the bluesky people get.
September 8, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Sometimes when I come home on garbage day and see that the neighbors haven't brought in my can yet along with theirs I'll rush inside and not come out until they get home and do it and that's the kind of secret shame only the bluesky people get.
It has been far too long since I've had a milkshake. Is 9 am too early for a milkshake?
September 6, 2023 at 12:54 PM
It has been far too long since I've had a milkshake. Is 9 am too early for a milkshake?
Ya ever been completely shook by a dream? Like why was THAT person the one my brain put into an extremely wild sex dream
August 28, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Ya ever been completely shook by a dream? Like why was THAT person the one my brain put into an extremely wild sex dream
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About to initiate weekend protocols
August 26, 2023 at 12:34 AM
About to initiate weekend protocols
Rapunzel let down your shorts
August 22, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Rapunzel let down your shorts
I JUST DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT MAD MAX BULLSHIT
August 18, 2023 at 10:26 AM
I JUST DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT MAD MAX BULLSHIT
I think I am more annoyed than a person has ever been right now. A complete raw nerve. Happy Wednesday!
August 16, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I think I am more annoyed than a person has ever been right now. A complete raw nerve. Happy Wednesday!
Deeply cursed vibes at work from the moment I pulled in the parking lot and now a mandatory meeting at the end of the day that no one has any clue as to what it pertains to. Ominous! Maybe I'll be let go and be freed from this hellhole
August 14, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Deeply cursed vibes at work from the moment I pulled in the parking lot and now a mandatory meeting at the end of the day that no one has any clue as to what it pertains to. Ominous! Maybe I'll be let go and be freed from this hellhole
I am a bed for cats
August 11, 2023 at 4:24 PM
I am a bed for cats
Love to be an absolute fucking idiot who only gets like 3 hours of sleep.
August 10, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Love to be an absolute fucking idiot who only gets like 3 hours of sleep.
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🎶 Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard
August 7, 2023 at 12:48 AM
🎶 Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard
Sup y'all. I got a damn tummy ache. Guess I'll check back in here next week
August 7, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Sup y'all. I got a damn tummy ache. Guess I'll check back in here next week
I bought the Vans slip-ons that are also Crocs and they're so ugly and I love them so much.
July 27, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I bought the Vans slip-ons that are also Crocs and they're so ugly and I love them so much.
I don't know what to post on this site so say hi to Laura Pawmer and Stinky
July 25, 2023 at 11:05 PM
I don't know what to post on this site so say hi to Laura Pawmer and Stinky
So what's the deal with this blue's guy
July 25, 2023 at 8:19 PM
So what's the deal with this blue's guy