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Pierre Escargot
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Never met a Libertarian who wasn’t — in their core — a toddler
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Mark S joining the club of male characters in media with fandoms that refuse to admit or acknowledge that they were raped. All so they don't have to face one of their faves did a horrible thing. Lucky for me I hate Helena Eagen
March 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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#markgemma: maybe love transcends severance
March 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the evolution of drew barrymore on the scream poster, 1996
March 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If I told child Samantha the first time she'd interact with Ben Stiller would be while talking trash instead in any other positive way she would be devastated
a cartoon of a man sitting on a set of stairs with funimation written in the corner
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting on a set of stairs with funimation written in the corner
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sharing reactions I had to #Severance that I think would piss off the fandom based on the ridiculousness I've seen on Twitter:
March 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I’m neurodivergent and was kicked out of multiple schools by educators who didn’t understand me/couldn’t deal with me, and I still think “ACAB includes teachers” is both incredibly offensive and hilariously stupid

I didn’t even believe that when I literally *was* 13 and dealing with shitty teachers
March 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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it is a beautiful thing that young anarcho-communists and young neo-nazis can come together on important issues such as teachers suck and down with homework
March 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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TIKTOK REALLY GONE!!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
January 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Tom Holland knows when he will retire from acting

“When I have kids, you will not see me in movies anymore. Golf and dad ... I will just disappear off the face of the Earth”

(via Men's Health)
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Coming into 2025 hot… literally 🙂‍↕️ #BaddieSky I’m ready to make an appearance lol
January 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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💯💯💯
January 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
January 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just wish Hyun-ju had time to at least swap clothes with a pink suit before Dae-Ho got her trapped. Then she could have the gun and the ammo no suspicion. As soon as they started running out of animal they should have been swapping clothes. #SquidGame2
December 29, 2024 at 5:34 AM
If Nolan's film announcement was the first time you've ever heard of the Odyssey 💔 Please please please look into it and maybe try to investigate the other blindspots in your education. Very bad people thrive on your lack of knowledge.
December 25, 2024 at 8:31 AM
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CNN is hopelessly broken.

1. This "expansion" would require military invasions of several allies in violation of international law.
2. It would violate several treaties.
3. The Louisiana Purchase was the sale of land by a colonial power (France). These are sovereign nations.
December 24, 2024 at 4:58 PM
When I heard the "Waiting" motif in "The Challenge" Jorge is trying to kill me
December 25, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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💙
December 25, 2024 at 5:42 AM