Samantha Tyler
@samanthaspice.bsky.social
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The image of the night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The image of the night.
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😭
big day for my friend austin
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
😭
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Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
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Lady Gaga at the #Grammys :
"Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The Queer people community deserves to be lifted up"
"Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The Queer people community deserves to be lifted up"
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Lady Gaga at the #Grammys :
"Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The Queer people community deserves to be lifted up"
"Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The Queer people community deserves to be lifted up"
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Isolated audience audio track of Grammy crowd SCREAMING "A minor"
February 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Isolated audience audio track of Grammy crowd SCREAMING "A minor"
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“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
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where is the blaseball commissioner parker on this web site
September 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM
where is the blaseball commissioner parker on this web site
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Kid and I have been playing a lot of the Blaseball card game. It’s neat, and it’s hilarious how baffled he is by many of the references (why is it raining peanuts?? her last name is telephone??), and it hits a nostalgia sweet spot for me that’s impossible to explain to him.
September 19, 2023 at 11:25 AM
Kid and I have been playing a lot of the Blaseball card game. It’s neat, and it’s hilarious how baffled he is by many of the references (why is it raining peanuts?? her last name is telephone??), and it hits a nostalgia sweet spot for me that’s impossible to explain to him.
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Rogue Umpire tried to incinerate Hall Stars hitter Landry Violence, but Landry Violence ate the flame! They became Magmatic!
almost three years out and this is still peak blaseball, to me
almost three years out and this is still peak blaseball, to me
September 20, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Rogue Umpire tried to incinerate Hall Stars hitter Landry Violence, but Landry Violence ate the flame! They became Magmatic!
almost three years out and this is still peak blaseball, to me
almost three years out and this is still peak blaseball, to me
When I'm missing my Nan, I often think about her hands. Hands that were constantly in mine or in motion. I miss holding her hand just sitting or trying to get her to the food table when everyone wanted to talk to her. I miss holding her hand so much it aches. Here's some braciole.
October 1, 2023 at 2:54 PM
When I'm missing my Nan, I often think about her hands. Hands that were constantly in mine or in motion. I miss holding her hand just sitting or trying to get her to the food table when everyone wanted to talk to her. I miss holding her hand so much it aches. Here's some braciole.
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When you bring this up to your doctor, they will look at you in utter exhaustion and say "I'm not an expert in that, you need to go see a specialist". The specialist either doesn't take your insurance, isn't taking new patients, or is taking new patients but is scheduling five years out.
September 17, 2023 at 1:51 AM
When you bring this up to your doctor, they will look at you in utter exhaustion and say "I'm not an expert in that, you need to go see a specialist". The specialist either doesn't take your insurance, isn't taking new patients, or is taking new patients but is scheduling five years out.
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fuckin protomolecule ass vegetables
![Normal vegetables: you must store us at
the right temperature, in the right humidity,
or we will spoil and rot in no time.
Potatos: WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL
[Photo of a potato with roots reaching out everywhere from the shelf it's stored on]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pc7ouddx7mhvxkygqpzirqh7/bafkreiaasr4dpwcbd36qadqhmomqiq2foe34chqmnjfsqxhozloqkrbz3u@jpeg)
September 16, 2023 at 10:46 PM
fuckin protomolecule ass vegetables
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new t shirt design maybe
July 31, 2023 at 2:28 PM
new t shirt design maybe
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Drew Barrymore said (WHILE CRYING) she's bringing her show back because "everyone's having a really hard time and they need me to be there for them" but the hard time she seemed to be implying everyone's having was the strike? And she was gonna soothe that with her scabbing somehow? What a weirdo.
What was also extremely gross was that her excuse for why was essentially "people really need to see me" which??? Ok ma'am get over yourself your show is not a public service.
September 15, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Drew Barrymore said (WHILE CRYING) she's bringing her show back because "everyone's having a really hard time and they need me to be there for them" but the hard time she seemed to be implying everyone's having was the strike? And she was gonna soothe that with her scabbing somehow? What a weirdo.
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[church, somber, everyone dressed in black]
me: jeremiah…was… a bullfrog. he….was… a good [through tears] a good friend of mine
me: jeremiah…was… a bullfrog. he….was… a good [through tears] a good friend of mine
September 12, 2023 at 11:05 PM
[church, somber, everyone dressed in black]
me: jeremiah…was… a bullfrog. he….was… a good [through tears] a good friend of mine
me: jeremiah…was… a bullfrog. he….was… a good [through tears] a good friend of mine
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Whenever you walk by your router you should point at it and say "thats where my homies from online live"
June 20, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Whenever you walk by your router you should point at it and say "thats where my homies from online live"
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September 14, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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star trek holds the promise of a future where poverty, disease, and hunger have been eliminated. where racial prejudice and religious superstition have been left behind. where aliens are hot and have genitals that match our own
September 8, 2023 at 3:30 AM
star trek holds the promise of a future where poverty, disease, and hunger have been eliminated. where racial prejudice and religious superstition have been left behind. where aliens are hot and have genitals that match our own
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“how was your day?” I am drinking sea moss
August 16, 2023 at 1:40 AM
“how was your day?” I am drinking sea moss
No, you bastards.
August 8, 2023 at 3:32 PM
No, you bastards.
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doctor: are you familiar with syphilis?
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
July 27, 2023 at 10:11 PM
doctor: are you familiar with syphilis?
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
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I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks
July 27, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks
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She stopped being afraid.
July 27, 2023 at 11:57 PM
She stopped being afraid.
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Lack of pictures of Flora here so have this one
July 26, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Lack of pictures of Flora here so have this one