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The Chicago Bears are 9-3.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Chicago Bears are 9-3.
Caleb Williams is good.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Caleb Williams is good.
Many people are saying that the 8-3 Chicago Bears are the best 8-3 team they’ve ever seen. The fraud Aaron Rodgers, assuredly too callow and timid to face the unblockable Montez Sweat, could only contemptuously watch from the sidelines as the Chicago Bears won, again.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Many people are saying that the 8-3 Chicago Bears are the best 8-3 team they’ve ever seen. The fraud Aaron Rodgers, assuredly too callow and timid to face the unblockable Montez Sweat, could only contemptuously watch from the sidelines as the Chicago Bears won, again.
Somewhere Ja Morant’s dad is prepping a really good t-shirt comeback.
Klay Thompson on Ja Morant calling him a "bum": “Nothing of intelligent depth. Just running his mouth. He’s been running his mouth a long time. It’s funny you run your mouth when you’re on the bench. It’s kinda been the whole story of his career so far.”
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Somewhere Ja Morant’s dad is prepping a really good t-shirt comeback.
Atlanta has seven rows of traffic on its highway. Hellish. Evil. Despicable.
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Atlanta has seven rows of traffic on its highway. Hellish. Evil. Despicable.
That’s cool for her, but why are you using a picture of Ron Perlman as Vincent in the 1987 series “Beauty and the Beast”?
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That’s cool for her, but why are you using a picture of Ron Perlman as Vincent in the 1987 series “Beauty and the Beast”?
They’re saying that….wrestling is great? And sports entertainment is…bad?
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November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They’re saying that….wrestling is great? And sports entertainment is…bad?
The masculine urge to put too much pasta in the water.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The masculine urge to put too much pasta in the water.
🎶 How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
Who remembers some guys🎶
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
Who remembers some guys🎶
Elon Musk will never understand the base pleasure of "remembering some guys"
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
🎶 How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
Who remembers some guys🎶
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
Who remembers some guys🎶
Common del Toro W
Guillermo del Toro says he has seen all 3 ‘AVATAR’ films and calls them “masterpieces”
“I know where it’s going and I think it’s going to surprise a lot of people… I can say there are very few Americans that have created an entire mythology”
(Source: Konbini/TikTok)
“I know where it’s going and I think it’s going to surprise a lot of people… I can say there are very few Americans that have created an entire mythology”
(Source: Konbini/TikTok)
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Common del Toro W
Bears are often portrayed as the giants of the forest; The apex predators of nature.
It’s only fitting then that The Chicago Bears would stand victorious over the so-called “New York Football Giants”.
Caleb Williams, playing as electrically as the electric pink that dots his nails, is good.
It’s only fitting then that The Chicago Bears would stand victorious over the so-called “New York Football Giants”.
Caleb Williams, playing as electrically as the electric pink that dots his nails, is good.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bears are often portrayed as the giants of the forest; The apex predators of nature.
It’s only fitting then that The Chicago Bears would stand victorious over the so-called “New York Football Giants”.
Caleb Williams, playing as electrically as the electric pink that dots his nails, is good.
It’s only fitting then that The Chicago Bears would stand victorious over the so-called “New York Football Giants”.
Caleb Williams, playing as electrically as the electric pink that dots his nails, is good.
I love my curvy aloof wife
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I love my curvy aloof wife
Rest in piss Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Rest in piss Cuomo
The Grand Negas Zek, his royal self.
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The Grand Negas Zek, his royal self.
The first Monday of every March is Pulaski Day in Illinois - Casimir Pulaski, the architect of modern cavalry, surely would be buoyed by the Chicago Bears success on the ground today.
Riding over the so-called Bengals like troops caught in a rear-guard surge, the Bears shock campaign surges on.
Riding over the so-called Bengals like troops caught in a rear-guard surge, the Bears shock campaign surges on.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The first Monday of every March is Pulaski Day in Illinois - Casimir Pulaski, the architect of modern cavalry, surely would be buoyed by the Chicago Bears success on the ground today.
Riding over the so-called Bengals like troops caught in a rear-guard surge, the Bears shock campaign surges on.
Riding over the so-called Bengals like troops caught in a rear-guard surge, the Bears shock campaign surges on.
The Undefeated-in-Six-Days Chicago Bears bring their devastating offense, effective special teams and modest defense to a city that no one is ever excited for, Cincinnati.
The sun is shining and Caleb Williams will account for a minimum of three “touch downs”. Bear Down.
The sun is shining and Caleb Williams will account for a minimum of three “touch downs”. Bear Down.
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Undefeated-in-Six-Days Chicago Bears bring their devastating offense, effective special teams and modest defense to a city that no one is ever excited for, Cincinnati.
The sun is shining and Caleb Williams will account for a minimum of three “touch downs”. Bear Down.
The sun is shining and Caleb Williams will account for a minimum of three “touch downs”. Bear Down.
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It is infinitely easier to not cheat on your wife and retain (an) wife than it is to cheat and retain wife.
Arcade Fire co-founders Win Butler and Régine Chassagne have announced their separation after over 20 years of marriage
Arcade Fire’s Win Butler And Régine Chassagne Are Separating
Arcade Fire co-founders Win Butler and Régine Chassagne have announced their separation after over 20 years of marriage. The disgraced indie group, whose latest album Pink Elephant was met with a not-...
www.stereogum.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It is infinitely easier to not cheat on your wife and retain (an) wife than it is to cheat and retain wife.
Ryan, he has a nazi tattoo.
It is so lucky for Democrats that this kind of discourse is no longer on Twitter where the national media and politicians would see it. Better for it to be sealed off in this asylum. This is genuinely just insane.
Robert Byrd seemed to genuinely repent for his past and spent decades atoning for it, to the point where the NAACP mourned his death as the loss of a civil rights champion. People can indeed change.
But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.
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But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ryan, he has a nazi tattoo.
Aging industrial music progenitor who named an album after the Turner Diaries and has a 24 year old boyfriend.
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Aging industrial music progenitor who named an album after the Turner Diaries and has a 24 year old boyfriend.
Everyone - “Stay at third”
Third base coach - 😈
Third base coach - 😈
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Everyone - “Stay at third”
Third base coach - 😈
Third base coach - 😈
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ICE thugs shot tear gas at my neighbors this morning, feet from my house while my children and I were at the park. What are you doing to stop this?
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ICE thugs shot tear gas at my neighbors this morning, feet from my house while my children and I were at the park. What are you doing to stop this?
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A story in 3 parts:
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A story in 3 parts:
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Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all