Rogue Trader Joes
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Rogue Trader Joes
@samalcarez.bsky.social
Illustrator / Graphic Designer
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RIP Sabu

#wrestlesky
They’re saying that….wrestling is great? And sports entertainment is…bad?
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November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The masculine urge to put too much pasta in the water.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
🎶 How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way

But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
Who remembers some guys🎶
Elon Musk will never understand the base pleasure of "remembering some guys"
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Common del Toro W
Guillermo del Toro says he has seen all 3 ‘AVATAR’ films and calls them “masterpieces”

“I know where it’s going and I think it’s going to surprise a lot of people… I can say there are very few Americans that have created an entire mythology”

(Source: Konbini/TikTok)
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bears are often portrayed as the giants of the forest; The apex predators of nature.

It’s only fitting then that The Chicago Bears would stand victorious over the so-called “New York Football Giants”.

Caleb Williams, playing as electrically as the electric pink that dots his nails, is good.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love my curvy aloof wife
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Rest in piss Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Grand Negas Zek, his royal self.
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The first Monday of every March is Pulaski Day in Illinois - Casimir Pulaski, the architect of modern cavalry, surely would be buoyed by the Chicago Bears success on the ground today.

Riding over the so-called Bengals like troops caught in a rear-guard surge, the Bears shock campaign surges on.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Undefeated-in-Six-Days Chicago Bears bring their devastating offense, effective special teams and modest defense to a city that no one is ever excited for, Cincinnati.

The sun is shining and Caleb Williams will account for a minimum of three “touch downs”. Bear Down.
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Beat LA.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It is infinitely easier to not cheat on your wife and retain (an) wife than it is to cheat and retain wife.
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ryan, he has a nazi tattoo.
It is so lucky for Democrats that this kind of discourse is no longer on Twitter where the national media and politicians would see it. Better for it to be sealed off in this asylum. This is genuinely just insane.
Robert Byrd seemed to genuinely repent for his past and spent decades atoning for it, to the point where the NAACP mourned his death as the loss of a civil rights champion. People can indeed change.

But there's no sign of a similar arc of sincere repentance and reckoning in Platner's case.

/1
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Aging industrial music progenitor who named an album after the Turner Diaries and has a 24 year old boyfriend.
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Everyone - “Stay at third”
Third base coach - 😈
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ICE thugs shot tear gas at my neighbors this morning, feet from my house while my children and I were at the park. What are you doing to stop this?
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A story in 3 parts:
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Chicago Bears, the Good-Part-of -America’s Team, take the field to do what they always do; Annihilate the so-called competition.
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Kyle Fletcher dresses like a zoomer Tekkan character.
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Jurassic Express / Bucks feeling like a year one AEW match in the best possible way. #wrestledream
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Jamie Hayter wrestles like no one ever told her that it’s not real.
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kiss is the ultimate, “I thought you’d sound cooler” band. Anyways, thanks for looking cool Ace.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
With every passing week, The Glorious Chicago Bears produce innovative and effective new ways of beating there opponent. This week, they employed the seldom-seen tactic of kicking the ball through the prong to great effect. Ingenious in its efficacy.
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM