stop saying elon musk got his black eye from stephen miller. thats defamatory and disinformation. he got his back eye by slipping in a puddle of his own urine due to extensive bladder damage from heavy ketamine abuse

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

Using They/Them pronouns to own the infidel pigdog capitalist American scum.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau
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Well, it’s almost 3 weeks since the election. I am in a full Diet Coke relapse but I have not started smoking cigarettes again. Also bad sisters is so good.

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

here we fucking go again