@saltynostrils.bsky.social
It’s another re-run…wait, do the kids even know about re-runs? Ok, it’s a streaming platform of old shows you already know without the ads.
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Bari Weiss saying the story she spiked didn’t “advance the ball” is so Carter Burke coded
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mobutu
‘I Hereby Give Myself $1 Billion.’

President Donald Trump bragged about his demand that the U.S. government give him a huge payout, and said he would be the ultimate arbiter of whether he will receive the money.
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This scene comes to mind every so often when I play an old Bourdain episode in the background when we don't really want to pay attention to something.
Reminds me of Charlton Heston's apartment in The Omega Man
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My Wednesday night Bob Belcher prep moment was discovering an old can of fried onions from two years ago that I then turned into kitchen snacks. Unfortunately my late night farts now smell like burnt rubber.
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Not beating the rumors that Malort was born from the Chicago Pile.
The less said about the Cal game the better but before that, my mad tailgate convinced the chancellor of one of the most prestigious research universities in the entire world to take a shot of Malort.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You don’t hear much about “back the blue” now that we have secret police.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
TIL that after more decades than I care to admit, Don’t Go Back To Rockville still hits me right in the guts.
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My pandemic pup turned five this week. Today she veered away from the man’s dog park in search of the better, open park a few blocks further away. She had never turned down the easy win of the dog park before today. #theygrowupsofast
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The GOP used to fear monger about migrant caravans before elections. With the domestic secret police disappearing people, it now appears the GOP will threaten brown countries before elections. This includes murdering people on the high seas. It will be interesting to see if murdering now stops.
The aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford, ordered to the Caribbean to take part in actions there, has been holding off the coast of Morocco for two days as news breaks that Trump won't strike Venezuela, for now.

www.twz.com/sea/uss-ford...
USS Ford Holding Off North Africa As Reports Emerge Trump Won't Strike Venezuela, For Now
The supercarrier, ordered to the Caribbean by Trump, has not moved significantly toward that area for two days.
www.twz.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hadn’t considered that Kennedy might be on thin ice until I read this article that has zero news content.
Allies of President Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are looking to the Make America Healthy Again movement to boost GOP prospects in next year’s midterm elections.
Trump, RFK Jr. Allies Hope MAHA Movement Can Deliver Midterms Boost
People close to Kennedy would like him to be health secretary for eight years, cementing the MAHA-MAGA alliance.
on.wsj.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“No fighting in the war room!” or commercial armory.
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Central bank independence for me, but not for thee. Obviously joking.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ugh. Every time Freeman came up in extras I expected him to end the game.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
That was a goddamned ball four. Yes I’m calling pitches in the 18th.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It took me until this morning to recognize why House of Dynamite annoyed me. It’s a workplace procedural network TV show that happens to show the worst day at the office. Not my cup of tea.
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Having a crazy Friday night getting over a mild cold and catching up on Jeopardy. #old
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is pure hopium. But I wouldn’t be surprised if this all got called off because of Coastie uniformed pushback. The boats in the Chicago show of force were CBP, not USCG. They were re-orged under DHS, but USCG is a real institution.
JUST IN: Oakland Mayor Barbara Lee said in a press release on Friday that she has been told by Alameda County’s sheriff that ICE and border patrol operations have been called off for the rest of the Bay Area in addition to San Francisco.

missionlocal.org/2025/10/fede...
Federal immigration ‘surge’ called off across greater Bay Area
Oakland Mayor Barbara Lee said Friday that she was told that ICE and border patrol operations have called off across the Bay Area.
missionlocal.org
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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If this isn't the cover for a 7" record for a band called VomitSludge then I'm declaring punk officially dead.

www.berkeleyside.org/2025/10/23/l...
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The House has been out of session long enough to view this as a “dictator dissolves legislature” situation.
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM