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Panickin' Skywhiffer 👾
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They/Them/He/Him

Artist & Graphic Designer living in Chicago • Lover of Rocket League • Queerer than most but it's not a contest • Star Trek Geek
I dunno mushy blueberries be hitting though
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sitting on the toilet after a night of binge drinking really brings the status of your mental health into sharp relief and no I will not be elaborating.
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I found a news article that didn't damage my immortal soul this morning

bbc.com/news/article...
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Blowing Bubba is actually patriotic, libtard!
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Spooder-mon guards the phone charger
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Lmao what?
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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good ol' toms guide comes through
Huge AWS Outage LIVE updates — Amazon, Microsoft, Apple Music and other services down
Amazon is working hard on a fix, but the outage rages on
www.tomsguide.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Money where your mouth is, my guy. Have police start arresting ICE agents.
Pritzker: Illinois is not a place you can conquer and our people are not your subjects
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This Pam Bondi senate hearing just a giant embarrassment for all of us, truly for Republicans. Missouri senator Eric Schmitt spent his time trying to make the case for left wing violence being a threat but just looked like a nervous toddler & sounded like a brain-damaged bootlicking idiot
October 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As if I need another reason to despise the pathetic invertebrate Greg Abbott
Texas proudly invading Illinois.

It’s hard to describe the level of potential constitutional crisis here.
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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everybody hates these guys, their ideas are stupid, and you do not have to fall into the trap of assuming trump’s win says anything meaningful about what americans actually want. for instance, americans actually don’t want to ban vaccines. they want this guy banished to a desert island
gotta remember that no one likes this shit
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
James Comey just standing in his kitchen this morning thinking about the boner he got from tanking Hilary's presidential campaign, trying to decide if it was worth it (he doesnt get it up that often anymore).
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy Celebrate Bi-Sexuality Day Everyone! ♀️♂️⚧️🏳️‍🌈
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How come a hero Ailuropoda that can insta-clone itself hasn't been created and named Multi-Panda yet?
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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White people can move the needle if they want. Y'all got Jimmy Kimmel back on the air boycotting, you can throw some of that expendable income to support the vulnerable through mutual aid, you can make some moves against fascism instead of performatively bemoaning what you think doesn't affect you.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Guys Silksong is $20
Sonic Racing looks cool but there's absolutely no way I would pay $70 for a kart racing gaming lol y'all wild
September 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." - Our President
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump using the phrase "Little fragile child" in a sentence is so gross it should be the first illegal speech.
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump: "...I'm not so careful with what I say."

One for the history books for sure if we get to write them.
September 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Protest, resist, yell, mock, organize.

Dissent and dissent LOUDLY.

We live under a fascist regime, not a successfully totalitarian regime.

These people are not bright and they are not competent.

They will lose.
September 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Never forget - all cats are baby!
September 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Terrible to see a black man use his powers to coon for fascists
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Kash Patel is gross slime that shouldn't be allowed any responsibility beyond preparing coat hangers at his local Goodwill
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This is either the weirdest and most incredible lie told in this chamber or Kash Patel genuinely does not know who Dylan Roof is, and either way I am once again amazed at just how stupid and incompetent this little freak really is
KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this?

PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?

KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM