Salome G
salomaybe.bsky.social
Salome G
@salomaybe.bsky.social
freelance werewolf
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Every new "bombshell" on Mamdani is obviously "bitch eating crackers" material - it seems like a silver bullet slam dunk if you already hate him but for everyone else it's like "what is your problem man"
July 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@tanisfowler.bsky.social snapchat keeps generating these cursed images. anyway, this is me visiting you.
July 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
June 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
April 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Guys, just... MAGA does not believe in things based on facts or reality. Expecting it to adhere to any principles is always going to be a lost cause. "If we had done A, then they wouldn't do B." No! They would simply BELIEVE that you had done A and go after you ANYWAY!
February 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is like that part in dave when he brings in his friend murray to cut the budge, but if it sucked
February 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Trumpers went from whining about the price of eggs to being willing to "make sacrifices" in the name of a nonsensical trade war with Canada. If you think these people can learn from their mistakes, or even have a coherent political philosophy, you are possibly even dumber than them.
February 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
strange things happen in my life so regularly that i often have to clarify when i'm telling a story that it's not a bit

so i'm going to keep a record of those
January 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i realized last week that the whole reason why i'm unfriendly at work is because when i am, it's always misinterpreted as raging sexual interest
oh no, i said hello to a drunk man

welp, there goes my peace and quiet for the rest of the night
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
oh no, i said hello to a drunk man

welp, there goes my peace and quiet for the rest of the night
November 16, 2024 at 5:18 AM
watching creep 2 in preparation for the creep tapes. i would like to think i'm built different from the folks in these movies, but i have done some pretty dumb things, soooo
November 15, 2024 at 5:32 AM
good heavens

anyway, the english language is so beautiful
Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.

I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 2:59 AM
uh, hello everyone over here, i guess. i hope you are doing well in these, the last days of our very stupid republic. i sure am glad that i accidentally hacked my mental health just in time for a kakistocracy.
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM