This Buffy scene was filmed in your room

publix has candles on bogo, so i ordered one (1) in my instacart delivery. the shopper took it upon himself to add another. since i tipped by percentage, by doing so, he increased his tip. instacart refunded my money and blocked the shopper, but i still got all these dang candles

i finally started cleaning out my mom's stuff. i found a duffel bag i've never seen before. it's by a brand i buy, not one she ever bought. one pocket has a keychain reading "I LOVE CUPCAKES." the other pocket is full of cash.

where the fuck did this come from

my toothbrush has disappeared

this is an excellent sequel to the goji maca snakaroons tweet

first, a man got trespassed from my office building

he left behind a floppy disk