Edward R Morris
@saintofbouncers.bsky.social
Witch.Writer. BSFA & World Fantasy Award finalist.Pushcart/Rhysling/ noms, 160+shorter works in 7 LANGUAGES.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Multiple Sclerosis/Ehlers-Danlos/Autism.Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SHAKESPEAREAN
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butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
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If your MS symptoms spike from stress… try this reset:
Sit down
Put one hand on your chest
Put the other hand on your belly
Breathe into your lower hand
Slow exhale
This activates your parasympathetic system → instant calm.
Your body ALWAYS responds.
Sit down
Put one hand on your chest
Put the other hand on your belly
Breathe into your lower hand
Slow exhale
This activates your parasympathetic system → instant calm.
Your body ALWAYS responds.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If your MS symptoms spike from stress… try this reset:
Sit down
Put one hand on your chest
Put the other hand on your belly
Breathe into your lower hand
Slow exhale
This activates your parasympathetic system → instant calm.
Your body ALWAYS responds.
Sit down
Put one hand on your chest
Put the other hand on your belly
Breathe into your lower hand
Slow exhale
This activates your parasympathetic system → instant calm.
Your body ALWAYS responds.
My self-selecting rescue cat Yumyan Hammerpaw is half Norwegian Forest and half Capybara
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My self-selecting rescue cat Yumyan Hammerpaw is half Norwegian Forest and half Capybara
COMMISSION PIIIECE!!! Brand new story. For what may be a Vol. 3 for a series in which my work was featured in vols. 1 and 2... Ten authors made the cut. To stand side by side with the likes of F. Paul Wilson is something I can wear into battle
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
COMMISSION PIIIECE!!! Brand new story. For what may be a Vol. 3 for a series in which my work was featured in vols. 1 and 2... Ten authors made the cut. To stand side by side with the likes of F. Paul Wilson is something I can wear into battle
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I have eaten
the plums
that were on
the patio
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
the plums
that were on
the patio
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I have eaten
the plums
that were on
the patio
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
the plums
that were on
the patio
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Witchcraft at 0400, conducting the firepit and croaking TS Eliot in a voice like a bunker-buster nuke. Today I ride into battle with the rest of my life. The enemy is just a windmill. They're not the one who ever taught me the lance. OLE, putas madres. OLE.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Witchcraft at 0400, conducting the firepit and croaking TS Eliot in a voice like a bunker-buster nuke. Today I ride into battle with the rest of my life. The enemy is just a windmill. They're not the one who ever taught me the lance. OLE, putas madres. OLE.
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Woods is just a pampered power-bottom twink at heart. He is. Kevin calls him "My little J. Edgar" at one point before the slapping, clapping, flapping noises commence
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Woods is just a pampered power-bottom twink at heart. He is. Kevin calls him "My little J. Edgar" at one point before the slapping, clapping, flapping noises commence
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NO WINDOWS SHOULD BE LICKED FOR ONE HOUR. ANTIDOTE SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TAKE IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS: ANGINA PECTORIS, SINUS PUDORUM, BEING A CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM, IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, THE SNIFFLES, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER...
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
NO WINDOWS SHOULD BE LICKED FOR ONE HOUR. ANTIDOTE SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TAKE IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS: ANGINA PECTORIS, SINUS PUDORUM, BEING A CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM, IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, THE SNIFFLES, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER...
How to confuse a bratty Trustafarian 28-year-old meth freak roommate: Organize all their hoarder hobo crap and put it back where it goes. Works even better than a baseball bat taken to the same gear, for the sheer Hell Panic it induces. Anyone who ever lived with tweakers should look on in awe..
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How to confuse a bratty Trustafarian 28-year-old meth freak roommate: Organize all their hoarder hobo crap and put it back where it goes. Works even better than a baseball bat taken to the same gear, for the sheer Hell Panic it induces. Anyone who ever lived with tweakers should look on in awe..
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I prefer Tweaker brand energy drinks, straight from the Lone Star State to your excruciating M.S. Brainfog! Buncha different flavors. tweakerenergy.com
Tweaker Energy
tweakerenergy.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I prefer Tweaker brand energy drinks, straight from the Lone Star State to your excruciating M.S. Brainfog! Buncha different flavors. tweakerenergy.com
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A quick brain fog hack that actually works:
Sit down.
Place your hands on your thighs.
Take 5 deep breaths.
Let your shoulders drop.
This grounds your nervous system instantly.
Sit down.
Place your hands on your thighs.
Take 5 deep breaths.
Let your shoulders drop.
This grounds your nervous system instantly.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A quick brain fog hack that actually works:
Sit down.
Place your hands on your thighs.
Take 5 deep breaths.
Let your shoulders drop.
This grounds your nervous system instantly.
Sit down.
Place your hands on your thighs.
Take 5 deep breaths.
Let your shoulders drop.
This grounds your nervous system instantly.
WHY I AM LEAVING THE CITY OF PORTLAND. In the key of G. This G
Most important video of the day. Now you know the purpose of the Utah forced labor camp they built. Anyone
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
WHY I AM LEAVING THE CITY OF PORTLAND. In the key of G. This G
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WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE: ATHLETE'S FACE. TERTIARY GENITAL GROWTH. ANAL HORROR. WHISKEY D*CK. MEAT SH*TS. SCROFULA. BUBOES. CATARRH. RHEUMATIZ. NON-TRADITIONAL MUSICAL FLATULENCE. TREMORS. TELEPATHY. NERVOUS CONDITIONS. APOSTASY. THAT "NOT SO FRESH" FEELING. TWENTY-FOUR HOUR TOURETTE'S...
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE: ATHLETE'S FACE. TERTIARY GENITAL GROWTH. ANAL HORROR. WHISKEY D*CK. MEAT SH*TS. SCROFULA. BUBOES. CATARRH. RHEUMATIZ. NON-TRADITIONAL MUSICAL FLATULENCE. TREMORS. TELEPATHY. NERVOUS CONDITIONS. APOSTASY. THAT "NOT SO FRESH" FEELING. TWENTY-FOUR HOUR TOURETTE'S...
Music can turn a bad mood to razor-edged sorcery, a ragged sleeve to a French cuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khbu...
TCHAIKOVSKY - Hymn of the Cherubim
YouTube video by *•.¸¸✿*AuroraBorealis*✿¸¸.•*
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November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Music can turn a bad mood to razor-edged sorcery, a ragged sleeve to a French cuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khbu...
"Kung Fu-Tzu (Confucius) and Bertolt Brecht running a retro video arcade with a series of entrance exams and second interviews..." ---pitch of #WIP
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Kung Fu-Tzu (Confucius) and Bertolt Brecht running a retro video arcade with a series of entrance exams and second interviews..." ---pitch of #WIP
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SHAME ON YOU
WHEN YOU STEP THROUGH TO
THE OLD DIRTY PONTIFF.
VATICAN...ZOO...
WHEN YOU STEP THROUGH TO
THE OLD DIRTY PONTIFF.
VATICAN...ZOO...
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
SHAME ON YOU
WHEN YOU STEP THROUGH TO
THE OLD DIRTY PONTIFF.
VATICAN...ZOO...
WHEN YOU STEP THROUGH TO
THE OLD DIRTY PONTIFF.
VATICAN...ZOO...
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The moment in "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" when the Berlin Wall falls after the botched surgery. Speaks to me every time such grief comes up. And then she belts that grief from the diaphragm to the back wall like Edith Piaf. So may we all.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The moment in "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" when the Berlin Wall falls after the botched surgery. Speaks to me every time such grief comes up. And then she belts that grief from the diaphragm to the back wall like Edith Piaf. So may we all.
Hot Mulligan does not sound like a band name, it sounds like something Vince McMahon liked to do to his trafficking victims. Which is pretty much the same experience as dealing with their fans.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hot Mulligan does not sound like a band name, it sounds like something Vince McMahon liked to do to his trafficking victims. Which is pretty much the same experience as dealing with their fans.
The most Able-ist thing I hear several times a year, from corporations, acquaintances, and other curable diseases, "Well, I don't know, Mickey, you have M.S., hyuck hyuck, what if ya wind up in a wheelchair?" Tthere are no adequate words for my contempt. Ten years post-diagnosis, motherfucker.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The most Able-ist thing I hear several times a year, from corporations, acquaintances, and other curable diseases, "Well, I don't know, Mickey, you have M.S., hyuck hyuck, what if ya wind up in a wheelchair?" Tthere are no adequate words for my contempt. Ten years post-diagnosis, motherfucker.
Tweaker roommate woke me up at one fifty this morning.I have to work at three. I am so tired of the sub-standard housing that is all there is available for Disabled people in Portland, and the sub-standard people in it who will never see me as human no matter what perfect sentence I type.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tweaker roommate woke me up at one fifty this morning.I have to work at three. I am so tired of the sub-standard housing that is all there is available for Disabled people in Portland, and the sub-standard people in it who will never see me as human no matter what perfect sentence I type.
"Lord, lift me up out of this illusion. Heal my perceptions, that I may know only Reality and only you."
---Bill Hicks
---Bill Hicks
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"Lord, lift me up out of this illusion. Heal my perceptions, that I may know only Reality and only you."
---Bill Hicks
---Bill Hicks
IIIII GOTTA DO A BUNCH OF RREEEALLY REEEALLLY HARD STUFF. Let us pray, in the words our saviours taught us. The RZA. The GZA. Ol Dirty Bastard. Inspector Deck. Raekwon the Chef. U God. Ghostface. The Masta Killah. And the Method Man. Amen www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHLZ...
I Gotcha Back
YouTube video by GZA - Topic
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November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
IIIII GOTTA DO A BUNCH OF RREEEALLY REEEALLLY HARD STUFF. Let us pray, in the words our saviours taught us. The RZA. The GZA. Ol Dirty Bastard. Inspector Deck. Raekwon the Chef. U God. Ghostface. The Masta Killah. And the Method Man. Amen www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHLZ...
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Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
An old veteran in recovery, both for alcohol and the wetware removed from his spine, stopping a mass poisoning by QAnon folks...by performing a legitimate miracle.The stories that make me ugly-grateful-cry at half six a.m. because Editors sit up and WHISTLE. "And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda.."
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
An old veteran in recovery, both for alcohol and the wetware removed from his spine, stopping a mass poisoning by QAnon folks...by performing a legitimate miracle.The stories that make me ugly-grateful-cry at half six a.m. because Editors sit up and WHISTLE. "And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda.."