Edward R Morris
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Edward R Morris
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Witch.Writer. BSFA & World Fantasy Award finalist.Pushcart/Rhysling/ noms, 160+shorter works in 7 LANGUAGES.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Multiple Sclerosis/Ehlers-Danlos/Autism.Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SHAKESPEAREAN
Henry Rollins loves to tell the story of the night that all the Ramones pissed in John Lydon's beer. Even the Ramonelets that hadn't been born yet,and the other Ramones from the Multiverse, came together as The Ramone to piss in that miserable old Trumper's beer. The Sex Pistols were a Boy Band.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
a man is eating a turkey in a kitchen
ALT: a man is eating a turkey in a kitchen
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November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
she is part squirrel
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ground hogging. Sounds like an act discussed in detail toward the back, back end of certain dating apps 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They all look like the bumbling Mayor of some East Texas town wherein Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard are about to have a shootout at high noon 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
AND THE TIME IS DREAD
I KNOW JAH NUH DEAD...
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LEVI WILLAMS MOTHER IN LAW
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November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@nurselawyer.bsky.social . They came for the Jews, and I didn't get the fk out because I didn't know shit about Judaism. They came for the Trans people and I didn't get the fk out because thank god it wasn't me. They came for the immigrants, and I... (ad infinitum)
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Read the article. It is about their manager. The whole thing was a big "Charlie Foxtrot," never knew it about Boney M. Loved "Brown Girl In The Ring." :(
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Frank Farian - Wikipedia
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November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wool of Gay Sheep was the name of my Morrissey tribute band back when I [*strangled by half of the audience] 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They both have a Hercules fetish. (waits for it, continues chuckling) Lots of old Steve Reeves flix in the mix
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Woods is just a pampered power-bottom twink at heart. He is. Kevin calls him "My little J. Edgar" at one point before the slapping, clapping, flapping noises commence
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Woods is just a pampered power-bottom twink at heart. He is. Kevin calls him "My little J. Edgar" at one point before the slapping, clapping, flapping noises commence
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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NO WINDOWS SHOULD BE LICKED FOR ONE HOUR. ANTIDOTE SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TAKE IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS: ANGINA PECTORIS, SINUS PUDORUM, BEING A CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM, IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, THE SNIFFLES, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER...
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
NO WINDOWS SHOULD BE LICKED FOR ONE HOUR. ANTIDOTE SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TAKE IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS: ANGINA PECTORIS, SINUS PUDORUM, BEING A CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM, IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, THE SNIFFLES, SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER...
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i'm not. my EYES. I CAN STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I heard he and James Woods are doing hot gay porn together
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The ADA has no teeth. Organizations like "Adult Protective Services" in many cities lie through their teeth like cops and throw extremely vulnerable people under the bus. It's sink or swim most of the way.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM