Edward R Morris
@saintofbouncers.bsky.social
Witch.Writer. BSFA & World Fantasy Award finalist.Pushcart/Rhysling/ noms, 160+shorter works in 7 LANGUAGES.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Multiple Sclerosis/Ehlers-Danlos/Autism.Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SHAKESPEAREAN
My self-selecting rescue cat Yumyan Hammerpaw is half Norwegian Forest and half Capybara
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My self-selecting rescue cat Yumyan Hammerpaw is half Norwegian Forest and half Capybara
Found on the streets of Portland, as-is: Area X Hello Kitty 🤣 @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Found on the streets of Portland, as-is: Area X Hello Kitty 🤣 @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
Motherfuckerly.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Motherfuckerly.
Go-go-Gadget ROACHCLIIIIIP 🤣🔥🦖
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Go-go-Gadget ROACHCLIIIIIP 🤣🔥🦖
It's time for a visit from Marvel's newest Avenger... ("Doin Da Butt" starts up for WWE-style entrance music)
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's time for a visit from Marvel's newest Avenger... ("Doin Da Butt" starts up for WWE-style entrance music)
Look at him DICK NOSING that mask. Never trust anyone who does that. They look like Yubaba from 'Spirited Away' 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Look at him DICK NOSING that mask. Never trust anyone who does that. They look like Yubaba from 'Spirited Away' 🤣
(takes knee.) DAD. I am the Baby Yoda version of this man. When we met, he was like a little kid with a new toy. He showed me real friendship and professional behavior, and I won't hear a word against him. I have a whole Harlan Lobe in me brain
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
(takes knee.) DAD. I am the Baby Yoda version of this man. When we met, he was like a little kid with a new toy. He showed me real friendship and professional behavior, and I won't hear a word against him. I have a whole Harlan Lobe in me brain
Haven't worked LP in years and years. Because I hate it and it's morally wrong. I carry that ethos to bouncing. Behold. *Backstory: They were a couple and the dude was also calling them homophobic slurs
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Haven't worked LP in years and years. Because I hate it and it's morally wrong. I carry that ethos to bouncing. Behold. *Backstory: They were a couple and the dude was also calling them homophobic slurs
To be fair, I haven't worked Loss Prevention for years because I hate it, as much as I hate being a private guard. Bouncing drunks is what I do, which gets into the page-long Yelp reviews I get about Oskar Schindlering that...
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
To be fair, I haven't worked Loss Prevention for years because I hate it, as much as I hate being a private guard. Bouncing drunks is what I do, which gets into the page-long Yelp reviews I get about Oskar Schindlering that...
The [Drunk] Customer's Prayer. Transcribed by a bouncer with 25 years on the gate
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The [Drunk] Customer's Prayer. Transcribed by a bouncer with 25 years on the gate
Southern Reach-themed birthday. I am absolutely spending the rest of my life with Sara Jean, this just put the...😎 frosting...on the deal. Bless ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Southern Reach-themed birthday. I am absolutely spending the rest of my life with Sara Jean, this just put the...😎 frosting...on the deal. Bless ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@saraterror.bsky.social , this lighthouse should be very familiar. It brings forth the seeds of the dead. Just found this kicking around, stock photo <3
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@saraterror.bsky.social , this lighthouse should be very familiar. It brings forth the seeds of the dead. Just found this kicking around, stock photo <3
"Jumper" 2023-2025. Acrylics, collage, paint pens
September 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Jumper" 2023-2025. Acrylics, collage, paint pens
Here is a boy Moo Deng in Kansas, called Mars, warming up to substitute for Lemmy on the new Motorhead reunion tour. He likes singing "Ace of Spades"
August 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Here is a boy Moo Deng in Kansas, called Mars, warming up to substitute for Lemmy on the new Motorhead reunion tour. He likes singing "Ace of Spades"
Smoke marijuana, folks. It reduces this kind of behavior by a full third, and the stuff you post is funnier
August 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Smoke marijuana, folks. It reduces this kind of behavior by a full third, and the stuff you post is funnier