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saige
@saigee.bsky.social
proud smut reader, and avid goose lover
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Tiny dancer! Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
February 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
searching for a new place is so stressful 🙃🥲
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women
November 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
happy christmas and happy new year ya freaky fucks 🍾✨
January 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"Hey bb" in Bluesky DMs isn't the way to approach sex workers.

"The pic you posted was cute" in a cashapp send is how to approach sex workers.
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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maybe the third opportunity for his head to just do that will be the charm.
November 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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The world is descending into fascism but this time there’s no one around to stop it
November 16, 2023 at 1:20 AM
lets get this fuckin week OVER with, HAPPY MF FRIDAY
September 13, 2024 at 4:34 PM
what is it called if i hear a woman talking in the third person its fine it just is how they speak- but when i hear a man talk in the third person i think its so…. yucky
August 24, 2024 at 1:21 AM
joji did NOT have to say "im only here passing time in her arms" got me so fucked up for that poor girl
August 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
they should make a titanic 2 about the submarine
Titanic was so good. Why didn’t they make a Titanic 2?
August 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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this remains the funniest thing my husband has ever sent me
August 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Gannets are the most wonderful birds.
August 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
do pigs get sunburned
May 9, 2024 at 9:17 AM
now i know what my boyfriend means when he tells me my eyes get so low when i smoke that he questions if im awake
April 30, 2024 at 7:18 AM
my roommates dont know who mike jones is 💀 they will be cultured today lets get that right
April 27, 2024 at 5:53 AM
please let this work in my favor 🤞🏽
April 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
i gave my boyfriend a hickey on his face he loves me so much
April 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
question: why do sisters become haters when theyre single and youre not?
April 2, 2024 at 11:08 PM
being moral support for my sister while she gets her tattoo done kinda gal
April 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
why is it so hard to find a good paying job?? i was making more money at 19 than i am rn at 24 😭🥲🙃
March 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
fuck man, i forgot about this 😭😅
March 8, 2024 at 4:33 PM
feelin like that blonde chick, what IS actually goin in
February 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
cant believe we live in a world where you can get drive thru liquor stores but not drive through dispos
February 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
i am a catfish but look how cute i am
January 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM