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G. SaDiablo
@sadiablo.bsky.social
Irritated neurodivergent introvert. Professional eye-roller. Cusses a LOT.
Y'all live in my diary.
ANYWAY....

[she/her]
Pinned
The most popular chip flavour is plain.

The most popular soda flavour is cola.

The most popular ice cream flavour is vanilla.

Conclusion: most people are boring as fuck.
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Please help me escape! Y’all have helped me raise $150 of the $1000 I need. $850 to go!
I am moving in 16 days and I still need to raise $850 for the movers. I am moving 200 miles and I am disabled, I cannot do this alone. Please help me escape from my family’s abuse.
I gratefully accept tips, donations, whatever you want to call them

Cshpp $ThreeRaccoonsInACoat
Vnm @ Sarah-Moose-Moose
Kofi Ko-fi.com/moosefriend
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That does not apply to me because girl. And even if it DID apply to me, it does NOT apply to me because fuck you.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What perfect album came out when I was 16? I have an embarrassment of riches to choose from: "Under the Table & Dreaming," "Four," "Chant," sndtrck to "The Crow," "Jar of Flies," "Rubberneck"...

...but then I saw it. THEE most perfect album.

Tiamat, "Wildhoney."

Suck it! I win!
What perfect came out when I was 16?

Why, all of them. All of the perfect albums came out when I was 16.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The most fancy-ass, Donna Reed, Grace Kelly, feminine coat EVAR.

And combat boots.

Cuz that's how I roll.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Slumping pumpkin.
Pass the zofran, k?
Which best matches your mood?

1. wayward time traveler
2. driftwood cast ashore
3. slumping pumpkin
4. darkness on the edge of town
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Very excited to have reached the advancèd age where I have reverted to a toddler. I don't WANNA take a nap! I would rather be CRANKY!
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Breakfast queso from the local taco truck. 😋

For when you're here for a GOOD time,
just not necessarily for a LONG time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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'X strong' as a memetic response to tragedy or hardship has gotta stop.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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help my brain it just says things
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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MARI LWYD CHARITY AUCTION UPDATE

More wonderful updates today!

@anatomoth.bsky.social sent wonderful prints of her mari lwyd painting for the auction!

@noktivus.bsky.social fantastic starry night mari lwyd!

@cryptish.bsky.social art nouveau mari lwyd!

Bags and cards from Pretender to the throne
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Get me off AND go home, boy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Get me off or go home, boy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I haven't faked an orgasm since maaaybe my early 20's. It could possibly be late teens, not entirely sure. (I can remember the last partner I faked an orgasm for but can't place him in the timeline rn.)

I decided young that if you couldn't make me come for real, I had no reason to stroke your ego.
I just watched a comedian talk about how, when he was younger, screwing women in their 20s was fake orgasms but screwing women in their 40s was a skill check and a LESSON because they don't do that shit anymore and... yeah. That tracks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Okay. So this, like, explains my whole life.
It's not like women in their 40s develop into unnatural uggos overnight. We look good.
Have tools to help us take care of ourselves. Have developed personal taste and a style that works for us.

It's like the thing that makes us unattractive overnight is taking no shit or something.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I just watched a comedian talk about how, when he was younger, screwing women in their 20s was fake orgasms but screwing women in their 40s was a skill check and a LESSON because they don't do that shit anymore and... yeah. That tracks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Hey y’all remember how I kept saying every single day for months that the government on a state and federal level was trashing my job and business? Yeah they just killed like 60% of what I had left, maybe more, overnight. As an afterthought. AND THEY ARE NOT DONE YET. I AM STILL RIGHT.

PLEASE HELP
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It is Safety Dance time.
I will hear NO (zero) arguments.
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
YouTube video by MenWithoutHatsVEVO
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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For the peoplle in your life who go out of their way to make you feel like a burden, this holiday season give them the gift of your absence.

You've no obligation to maintain relationships that continue to demean your value as a person.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Give me peace.
Peace and comfort.
Peace and comfort and love.

That's all I want.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Be careful what you wish for, I guess?
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sometimes I despair that my life is boring.

And then I remember I structured my life to be boring because I was tired of all the drama I grew up in.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Someone tell me that writing out a list of abusive behaviours and narcissistic traits and checking off which Mom does is a bad idea.

(It IS a bad idea. It won't help and will only cause a fight, which I do not want. Please agree with me.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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If only there was some technology that could produce better CEOs...

Oh wait, there is!
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: a guillotine pictured against a cloudy sky, the blade drops
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
*spots Orion in the sky*
C M WANG?
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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This wishlist Wednesday we could really use cheerios! We are totally out! 😱 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM