Nick
@sadeaglesfan.bsky.social
Dorky math teacher and dad, he/him
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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Dr Glaucomflecken, an actual ophthalmologist, with helpful instructions for dealing with pepper spray to the face.
youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...
youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...
What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed
YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken
youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Dr Glaucomflecken, an actual ophthalmologist, with helpful instructions for dealing with pepper spray to the face.
youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...
youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...
“But if we abolish DHS, how will we guarantee our national security? Don’t we need an agency to-“
(Touches earpiece)
“…hold on just a second, folks.”
(Touches earpiece)
“…hold on just a second, folks.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 PM
“But if we abolish DHS, how will we guarantee our national security? Don’t we need an agency to-“
(Touches earpiece)
“…hold on just a second, folks.”
(Touches earpiece)
“…hold on just a second, folks.”
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RIP Dan McQuade
Fuck cancer man. Wish we were spending billions of dollars finding a cure for that instead of lousy AI and waging war on our own cities
Fuck cancer man. Wish we were spending billions of dollars finding a cure for that instead of lousy AI and waging war on our own cities
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
RIP Dan McQuade
Fuck cancer man. Wish we were spending billions of dollars finding a cure for that instead of lousy AI and waging war on our own cities
Fuck cancer man. Wish we were spending billions of dollars finding a cure for that instead of lousy AI and waging war on our own cities
I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents - defector.com/i-have-a-gre...
I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents | Defector
The several thousand federal agents currently running rampant in the Twin Cities have so far achieved little in the way of legitimate law enforcement objectives, but they have been rather more success...
defector.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents - defector.com/i-have-a-gre...
This is…heartwarming and necessary in these times.
Feels like society’s really broken down in the US in a way that’s deeply traumatic.
But also there are college students knocking on doors asking for shovels (they’re not well-prepared) and helping trapped motorists by shoveling and pushing out cars. Up to 24 of them now, wandering streets together
But also there are college students knocking on doors asking for shovels (they’re not well-prepared) and helping trapped motorists by shoveling and pushing out cars. Up to 24 of them now, wandering streets together
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is…heartwarming and necessary in these times.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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every great laker has a little switch in the back of their head and if you flip it they decide they only get to go to lutheran heaven if they kill a plantation owner and the more plantation owners they kill the more lutheran the heaven they get to go to becomes
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
every great laker has a little switch in the back of their head and if you flip it they decide they only get to go to lutheran heaven if they kill a plantation owner and the more plantation owners they kill the more lutheran the heaven they get to go to becomes
So I don’t usually look back with gratitude on my past self, but he did get off Twitter and delete his (my) account. Thanks, past me!
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
So I don’t usually look back with gratitude on my past self, but he did get off Twitter and delete his (my) account. Thanks, past me!
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Vic Fangio is actually who all of our uncles used to think Buddy Ryan was.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Vic Fangio is actually who all of our uncles used to think Buddy Ryan was.
Nico Harrison getting fired makes me think about how the team would be with Luka, Kyrie and Cooper Flagg. What a travesty.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Nico Harrison getting fired makes me think about how the team would be with Luka, Kyrie and Cooper Flagg. What a travesty.
A non-exhaustive list of things I call my dog:
Goofball
Dingus (Dingus Khan)
Moosh Morshelson
Dust Mop
Mr. Smooth Brain (this is a lie)
Fluff Flooferstein
Charles Barkey
Goofball
Dingus (Dingus Khan)
Moosh Morshelson
Dust Mop
Mr. Smooth Brain (this is a lie)
Fluff Flooferstein
Charles Barkey
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A non-exhaustive list of things I call my dog:
Goofball
Dingus (Dingus Khan)
Moosh Morshelson
Dust Mop
Mr. Smooth Brain (this is a lie)
Fluff Flooferstein
Charles Barkey
Goofball
Dingus (Dingus Khan)
Moosh Morshelson
Dust Mop
Mr. Smooth Brain (this is a lie)
Fluff Flooferstein
Charles Barkey
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
See, last week, four thirty was the afternoon but now it’s the evening and I do not like this
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
See, last week, four thirty was the afternoon but now it’s the evening and I do not like this
Why do all these effective altruists still have two kidneys?
Like I also have two kidneys but at least I’m aware it’s a moral failure
Like I also have two kidneys but at least I’m aware it’s a moral failure
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why do all these effective altruists still have two kidneys?
Like I also have two kidneys but at least I’m aware it’s a moral failure
Like I also have two kidneys but at least I’m aware it’s a moral failure
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“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.
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Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum.
This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.
This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.
A recent study found that children who transitioned young retained stable gender identities over time. But the fact that nearly a fifth of those in the group did not ought to give advocates of irreversible medical interventions pause
How stable are the gender identities of younger children?
A study finds that one in five who switch gender change their mind
econ.st
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum.
This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.
This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.
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I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once.
I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
September 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once.
I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.
Also: sincere thanks to the gentlemen near me in traffic playing “Ante Up” with his windows down. That song SLAPS
September 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also: sincere thanks to the gentlemen near me in traffic playing “Ante Up” with his windows down. That song SLAPS
Lmao
BET: “Wartime at the Apollo”
BET: “Wartime at the Apollo”
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lmao
BET: “Wartime at the Apollo”
BET: “Wartime at the Apollo”
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I can't believe Donald Trump shot and killed Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I can't believe Donald Trump shot and killed Charlie Kirk
Boston Massachusetts
Why is this difficult
Why is this difficult
September 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Boston Massachusetts
Why is this difficult
Why is this difficult
@albertburneko.bsky.social I have a pork loin (not a tenderloin, I looked to see if you’d already covered this) and a propane grill. Charcoal grill is maybe available with some work. Also I live in a house and have an oven. If you have any suggestions perhaps?
July 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@albertburneko.bsky.social I have a pork loin (not a tenderloin, I looked to see if you’d already covered this) and a propane grill. Charcoal grill is maybe available with some work. Also I live in a house and have an oven. If you have any suggestions perhaps?