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ICE is contracting for an online monitor.

The hire will scan for past online activity, explicitly including social media, that speaks about ICE "negatively", then look for "signs of violence" including pictures of weapons, threatening language or "empathy with groups with violent tendencies"

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Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

do the crossword
go for a run
watch cartoons with your kid
listen to an audiobook instead of the news
eat the whole pint of ice cream
stretch in the morning
go for a walk
buy yourself a record
pet a dog
take five deep breaths in a row

self care itself isn't resistance, but it's necessary to resist

Yeah so if you voted for Trump I’m gonna assume you’re the dumbest person alive, evil or both. Your ignorance will result in so many people’s lives being ruined. Thanks. I hope you step on a nail.

omg for the love of all that is good and delicious in this world stop posting that imbecile CEO's posts on X over here

not for grand political reasons I just don't want to see his stupid face

Nomad pots🌿✨

it snowed recently! here's me and my cats (solar and lunar) playing in it ❄️

hey i'm looking 4 some cool mutuals!

i'm raven, she/her, 16yr musician and artist! #promosky

some of my interests:

-mascot and analog horror
-psychedelic/prog/classic rock, nu metal, alt indie, goth music
-psychology / neuroscience
-history and politics
-any form of art
-horror films

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