tobias
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The Official Bluesky of the Endless Roaring Night
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THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS IS THAT IT WAS RECORDED USING ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST ADVANCED SYNTHESISERS AVAILABLE AT THE TIME. UNPRECEDENTED TECHNOLOGY IN THE HANDS OF AN UNDENIABLE MELODIC GENIUS
Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS IS THAT IT WAS RECORDED USING ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST ADVANCED SYNTHESISERS AVAILABLE AT THE TIME. UNPRECEDENTED TECHNOLOGY IN THE HANDS OF AN UNDENIABLE MELODIC GENIUS
SPOTIFY IS EVIL NO WRAPPED HERE - THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF 2025
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SPOTIFY IS EVIL NO WRAPPED HERE - THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF 2025
THINGS LIKE THIS, THEY HACK ME OFF. HACK ME OFF BIG TIME! CHER CAN’T TURN BACK TIME AND THAT’S WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT. THAT’S LIKE THE MAIN THING IN THE SONG. SOMETIMES I GET SO HACKED OFF I WANT TO PUNCH A HOLE INTO THE EARTH AND DRINK THE HOT MAGMA
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
THINGS LIKE THIS, THEY HACK ME OFF. HACK ME OFF BIG TIME! CHER CAN’T TURN BACK TIME AND THAT’S WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT. THAT’S LIKE THE MAIN THING IN THE SONG. SOMETIMES I GET SO HACKED OFF I WANT TO PUNCH A HOLE INTO THE EARTH AND DRINK THE HOT MAGMA
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
THE ONLY BOOK I’VE EVER READ WHERE THE FOREWORD IS PRINTED ON ROLLING PAPERS
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
THE ONLY BOOK I’VE EVER READ WHERE THE FOREWORD IS PRINTED ON ROLLING PAPERS
MY WIFE: WHERE IS ALL YOUR SCALP BLOOD
ME:
ME:
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
MY WIFE: WHERE IS ALL YOUR SCALP BLOOD
ME:
ME:
I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GAUGE HOW EASY IT IS TO PEEL MOST FRUIT. THANKFULLY THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR EASY PEELERS
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GAUGE HOW EASY IT IS TO PEEL MOST FRUIT. THANKFULLY THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR EASY PEELERS
I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR THE BEACH BOYS BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT GOD ONLY KNOWS THAT ONE THING. SURELY GOD KNOWS OTHER THINGS
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I HAVE NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR THE BEACH BOYS BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT GOD ONLY KNOWS THAT ONE THING. SURELY GOD KNOWS OTHER THINGS
1 TAPE HISS COLLAGE
2 FIELD RECORDING OF FROGS
3 GUY WITH REAL PROBLEMS, A FOUR TRACK AND A GUITAR THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TUNED
4 A SINGLE NOTE PLAYED RHYTHMICALLY
5 PURE ELECTRICITY
2 FIELD RECORDING OF FROGS
3 GUY WITH REAL PROBLEMS, A FOUR TRACK AND A GUITAR THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TUNED
4 A SINGLE NOTE PLAYED RHYTHMICALLY
5 PURE ELECTRICITY
Top five music genres
1. Unhappy Scandinavian women with synths
2. Trad folk about how someone died down a well or was shagged/murdered by a servant
3. Minor members of The Byrds on drugs
4. Billie Holiday singing anything
5. Songwriters who are so English that it’s almost performative
1. Unhappy Scandinavian women with synths
2. Trad folk about how someone died down a well or was shagged/murdered by a servant
3. Minor members of The Byrds on drugs
4. Billie Holiday singing anything
5. Songwriters who are so English that it’s almost performative
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
1 TAPE HISS COLLAGE
2 FIELD RECORDING OF FROGS
3 GUY WITH REAL PROBLEMS, A FOUR TRACK AND A GUITAR THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TUNED
4 A SINGLE NOTE PLAYED RHYTHMICALLY
5 PURE ELECTRICITY
2 FIELD RECORDING OF FROGS
3 GUY WITH REAL PROBLEMS, A FOUR TRACK AND A GUITAR THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TUNED
4 A SINGLE NOTE PLAYED RHYTHMICALLY
5 PURE ELECTRICITY
I HAVE A SPARE TICKET TO SEE MY BLOODY VALENTINE IN GLASGOW ON THURSDAY NEXT WEEK. DOES ANYONE WANT IT OR NEED IT
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I HAVE A SPARE TICKET TO SEE MY BLOODY VALENTINE IN GLASGOW ON THURSDAY NEXT WEEK. DOES ANYONE WANT IT OR NEED IT
THE SKY LOOKS LIKE A BACKLIT CANOPY … WITH HOLES PUNCHED IN IT …
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
THE SKY LOOKS LIKE A BACKLIT CANOPY … WITH HOLES PUNCHED IN IT …
IN MOST RESTAURANTS THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER PLAIN LETTUCE IS TO BUY A BURGER AND SUBTRACT ALL OF THE OTHER INGREDIENTS. AND TO ME, THIS IS A TRAVESTY
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
IN MOST RESTAURANTS THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER PLAIN LETTUCE IS TO BUY A BURGER AND SUBTRACT ALL OF THE OTHER INGREDIENTS. AND TO ME, THIS IS A TRAVESTY
BOY I REALLY AM AN ODIOUS CREEP
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
BOY I REALLY AM AN ODIOUS CREEP
OPENING SHOT: NEW JAMES BOND (PLAYED BY DONALD RUMSFELD) SMOKING A TINY CGI VERSION OF DANIEL CRAIG BOND LIKE A CIGARETTE. HE STUBS CRAIG BOND OUT IN AN ASHTRAY. CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO HIS CRUMPLED, HALF BURNT FACE. BOND THEME BLARES
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
OPENING SHOT: NEW JAMES BOND (PLAYED BY DONALD RUMSFELD) SMOKING A TINY CGI VERSION OF DANIEL CRAIG BOND LIKE A CIGARETTE. HE STUBS CRAIG BOND OUT IN AN ASHTRAY. CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO HIS CRUMPLED, HALF BURNT FACE. BOND THEME BLARES
CHOCOLATE AND GRAVY: SAME COLOUR, DIFFERENT TASTE. I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ACCEPT THIS
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
CHOCOLATE AND GRAVY: SAME COLOUR, DIFFERENT TASTE. I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ACCEPT THIS
ENGLISH PLACE IDEAS:
A CORN WALL
A LIVER POOL
A MAN’S FIELD
A CORN WALL
A LIVER POOL
A MAN’S FIELD
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
ENGLISH PLACE IDEAS:
A CORN WALL
A LIVER POOL
A MAN’S FIELD
A CORN WALL
A LIVER POOL
A MAN’S FIELD
HORRIFYING TO KNOW THAT MY FLESH, IF PREPARED PROPERLY, WOULD BE FALL-OFF-THE-BONE TENDER
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
HORRIFYING TO KNOW THAT MY FLESH, IF PREPARED PROPERLY, WOULD BE FALL-OFF-THE-BONE TENDER
JOB IDEAS FOR FORMER PRINCE ANDREW:
- GUY WHO GETS KILLED BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS IN MIDSOMER MURDERS
- PRINCE (MUSICIAN) IMPERSONATOR
- PRINCE (TITLE) IMPERSONATOR
- SLOB
- CHIMNEY SWEEP
- CELESTIAL BODY
- GUY WHO THE EVENTS OF THE FILM EVENT HORIZON HAPPENS TO
- GUY WHO GETS KILLED BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS IN MIDSOMER MURDERS
- PRINCE (MUSICIAN) IMPERSONATOR
- PRINCE (TITLE) IMPERSONATOR
- SLOB
- CHIMNEY SWEEP
- CELESTIAL BODY
- GUY WHO THE EVENTS OF THE FILM EVENT HORIZON HAPPENS TO
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
JOB IDEAS FOR FORMER PRINCE ANDREW:
- GUY WHO GETS KILLED BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS IN MIDSOMER MURDERS
- PRINCE (MUSICIAN) IMPERSONATOR
- PRINCE (TITLE) IMPERSONATOR
- SLOB
- CHIMNEY SWEEP
- CELESTIAL BODY
- GUY WHO THE EVENTS OF THE FILM EVENT HORIZON HAPPENS TO
- GUY WHO GETS KILLED BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS IN MIDSOMER MURDERS
- PRINCE (MUSICIAN) IMPERSONATOR
- PRINCE (TITLE) IMPERSONATOR
- SLOB
- CHIMNEY SWEEP
- CELESTIAL BODY
- GUY WHO THE EVENTS OF THE FILM EVENT HORIZON HAPPENS TO
AUTHORS ARE REDUNDANT. ONCE YOU KNOW ABOUT 500 WORDS YOU CAN JUST MAKE YOUR OWN STORIES
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
AUTHORS ARE REDUNDANT. ONCE YOU KNOW ABOUT 500 WORDS YOU CAN JUST MAKE YOUR OWN STORIES