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tobias
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The Official Bluesky of the Endless Roaring Night
WHO’S IN THE RIGHT? I’LL LET THE ACROSTICS DO THE TALKING:

HELP ME
ALLEVIATE MY
INTENSIVE
LONELINESS
ERGENTLY

VS

WONDERFUL
HEARTFELT
INTUITIVE
TENACIOUS
NICE
ELEGIAC
YTRUE FRIEND
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I DO MY OWN VERSION OF WHAMAGEDDON WHERE I AVOID ONOMATOPOEIA YEAR-ROUND. I AM FINE HEARING WHAM’S SONGS, BUT IF SOMEONE MENTIONS THEIR NAME I ABSOLUTELY FLIP THE FUCK OUT
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
JUST TIP A BUCKET OF PIG’S BLOOD ON THE WALL. NO NEED FOR SANDING. NO NEED FOR ANYTHING. VISCERA ENGULFS ALL
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I WOULD RETWEET THIS BUT AFTER THE TITLE, THE BODY OF THE TEXT IS ONLY 2.76% CAPITAL LETTERS - FALLING FAR SHORT OF THE MINIMUM 100%. RETWEET DENIED
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
DAVE IS RIGHT. I HAVE BEEN TO BARCELONA AND THE ENTIRE TIME I THOUGHT, THIS PLACE NEEDS TO BE MORE ENGLISH. SERVAYSA PORFAVORE! IF HE IS TO SPEND SIX MONTHS THERE, AS IS HIS GOD GIVEN RIGHT, HE WILL NEED THE FEELING OF HOME THAT ONLY MINI CHEDDARS AND OBSTINATE SMALL MINDEDNESS CAN PROVIDE
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
LEARNING THAT DONALD RUMSFELD IS ALSO DEAD. TROUBLING. YOU CAN’T HAVE TWO GUYS GETTING STUBBED OUT LIKE CIGARETTES IN THE SAME MOVIE. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM