Larry Fishburn? The guy from Nightmare on Elm Street 3?

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Milky Wad

It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

I still feel exactly the same. It’s been a year and I am still living every day in a walking nightmare. It never changes or relents.

I don’t usually wish people ill but in this case…

I saw Peter Dinklage in union square around the time Death at a Funeral came out. We locked eyes and he gave me a look that wordlessly said, “thanks for not talking to me.”

I saw Richard Kind once and it was pretty much the same thing.

Last night I screamed into my pillow until I tasted blood because the world is terrible and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.

Grok said, “facts over feelings”

ICE doesn’t need more money than the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

There AREN’T that many immigrants, and they know that.

They are creating an internal security force, not answerable to anyone but Trump.

They’re not going to need to deploy the military internally.

Say what you will about Trump threatening to strip citizenship from his critics and have immigrants put into concentration camps in a swamp, but he never did anything truly power-mad like forgive student loans.

People who put plastic “resin” on lathes and carve it down are responsible for roughly 99.99999% of the microplastics on earth.,

This is insane.

Completely fucking insane.

I don't know how to get across to people that you cannot stop these fires once they get going with 80+ mph winds behind them. it can't be done. this is not solvable.

My god.

I’m in New Jersey and these mysterious circles just started appearing outside of my car.

WHAT IS HEPPENING?!

If any assignment editors are reading -- I bet a full accounting of all the financial support Elon Musk and his companies received from the federal government would make for great reading when he inevitably tells all the poors they have to start making sacrifices.

Bluesky is officially unusable. The icon used to be perfectly eclipsed by the up button if you were careful enough. Now that they are different sizes AND out of alignment, I have to delete the app.

probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires